Tag: simpsons quotes
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Simpsons Quotes 5
Homer (looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay): Hee hee! Look at this country! “You are gay.” Homer: There’s your giraffe, little girl. Ralph: I’m a boy. Homer: That’s the spirit. Never give up. Bart Simpson (spelling “Impervious” in a spelling B): I…M…P Nelson: Bart is pee! Ralph: I made Bart in my pants! Grandpa:…
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Simpsons Quotes 4
Marge (on radio): Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over. Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that’s over. I was worried for a little bit. Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there’s too many fat children. Bart: What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump…
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Simpsons Quotes 3
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little…
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Simpsons Quotes 2
Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman. Lisa: I’m an ugmo Homer: Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear. Lisa: Father’s have to say that little stuff. Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug’s ear? Grandpa: No. You’re homely as a mule’s…
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Simpsons Quotes 1
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend. Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there. Bart: Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of…