Tag: quotes
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24 Greatest Proverbs
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last,…
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10 inspirational quotes that can improve yourself
It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day’s work. Well, yeah I’m guilty about that one as well, unless I’m caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few…
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Family Guy Quotes 2
Auctioneer: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioneer: She had nine STDs. Quagmire: Forty-five bucks. Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself. Quagmire: Fifty bucks. (Joe falls out of his chair and is about to fall farther into the sewer when Lois catches him.)…
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Family Guy Quotes 1
Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too…. they just need to pay! Lois: Oh, I haven’t been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. Chris: Dad what’s a blowhole for? Peter: I’ll…
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Famous Sex Quotes
Sex Quotes from Famous People “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Tom Clancy “You know “that look” women get when they want sex?…… Me neither.” Steve Martin “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a…
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Another 10 Quotes to Remember
1. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. 2. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity 4. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 5. Experience…
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10 more Quotes to Remember
1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 2. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. 3. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 4. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 5. Eat well,…
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10 Quotes to Remember
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away – and barefoot. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. My idea of housework is to…