Tag: Jokes and Humor
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Jokes 08-31-10
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out. A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting went on and he put his hand in her panties.…
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Jokes 08-24-10
An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, “Hey, can you tell us where we’re at?” After a few moments the jogger responds, “You’re in a hot-air balloon.” The engineer says, “You…
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Jokes 08-17-10
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake whole relationships. Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people…
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Jokes 05-31-10
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car. The last thing I want to do is hurt you…
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Jokes 05-24-10
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus the man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and…
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Jokes 05-17-10
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so she dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and says “Edna, I’ve got some good…
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Jokes 05-10-10
A cop on a horse says to the little girl on the bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year.” and fines her $5 The little girl looks up at the cop and says. “Nice horse you’ve got there, did…
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Jokes 04-19-10
Little Penis A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid’s little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically. The young man…
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Jokes 01-08-09
Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, “I think I’m going to see a dietitian.” Nina asks, “Why?” Rosy answers, “‘Cause I need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen.” Nina replies, “I really have no clue, but if you’re swallowing that much of it, no guy…
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Jokes 01-01-09
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving? A. Thanks for coming. An extremely ugly woman walks into a store with her two kids. The man at the counter asks, “Are they twins?” The woman says, “No, he’s nine and she’s seven.” Then she says, “Why? Do…