Tag: funny simpsons

Homer (looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay): Hee hee! Look at this country! “You are gay.” Homer: There’s your giraffe, little girl. Ralph: I’m a boy. Homer: That’s the spirit. Never give up. Bart Simpson (spelling “Impervious” in a spelling B): I…M…P Nelson: Bart is pee! Ralph: I made Bart in my pants! Grandpa:…

Marge (on radio): Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over. Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that’s over. I was worried for a little bit. Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there’s too many fat children. Bart: What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump…