Tag: funny jokes

  • Jokes 08-31-10

    What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out. A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting went on and he put his hand in her panties.…

  • Jokes 08-24-10

    An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, “Hey, can you tell us where we’re at?” After a few moments the jogger responds, “You’re in a hot-air balloon.” The engineer says, “You…

  • Jokes 05-10-10

    A cop on a horse says to the little girl on the bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year.” and fines her $5 The little girl looks up at the cop and says. “Nice horse you’ve got there, did…

  • Jokes 05-03-10

    Why do dwarfs laugh while they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls. Social Security A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked into his pockets and realized he had left…

  • Jokes 04-19-10

    Little Penis A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid’s little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically. The young man…

  • Jokes 04-09-09

    Robert went to his lawyer and said, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” the lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, “Not a problem leave it all to me.” Robert looked somewhat upset and said, “well I knew you were going to take a big…

  • Jokes 03-05-09

    Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they decided to go there anyway. The first one had nothing to blot herself with, so…