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Jokes 05-31-10

Dave · May 31, 2010

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it is on my list.

We Live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

We never really grow up we just learn how to act in public.

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