The Good The Bad The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

7. Good: You give the “birds and bees:” talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

8. Good: The postmans early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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124 Replies to “The Good The Bad The Ugly”

    1. We are ALL stumble addicts…

      Hence why i failed all my exams* πŸ™ Stupid internet!

      *authentic excuse written on some exam papers by friends…

  1. We are all stumbleoholics, my biggest problem is that I keep running out of “humour” pages…

  2. Did anyone not Stumble this? Geez.

    P.S, Uh… yeah, I Stumbled it too, they need to start a SA: Stumblers anonymous… I’d not join like, mainly because I LOVE STUMBLE!!!

  3. well looks like u cant find this fucking thing n e where but stumble upon cause i stumbled it too

  4. HAHA true, SA would be a good idea, I find myself stumbling for hours. Yes, i stumbled on this page too, like many. AH so hilarious though, so thank geebus I landed on this page.

    BOB SAGET!

  5. Thank god for Stumble, bringing everyone to my blog. I welcome you all please come back our subcribe to my feed.

    I also stumble for hours on end.

    Dave

    1. It’s hard to do without it. I feel so lost when I’m using someones comp to pass the time, and Stumble Upon isn’t there. It’s sad, really, that my mouse, out of reflex, goes towards the top left whether or not SU is there.

      1. Maaaan same wit me… if i read a webpage and dont need the window any more, my mouse doesn’t move to the [X] at top right but to the StumbleButton top left xD

  6. Loved the good, bad, and ugly, which I found by … Stumbling.

    Dave, even with my glasses on, I still can't figure out what that thingy is on the masthead – you know, that shiny metal thingy out in the water? What the heck is that, anyway?

  7. Oh geez, how funny – it's not a shiny metal thingy, it's a whale's tail! Okay, obvy, I need new glasses, and possibly a new monitor!

    Duh.

  8. Fucking retarded. What a waste of five minutes of my day, why is this even on the internet? You all suck. Get a job losers…..

  9. Yup! Im guilty also of stumbling, and if they do start an stumble upon anonymous, just put it in my favorite stumble section..I’ll get there eventually. LOL

  10. Yeah i spent more time reading comments from my fellow stumblers.
    It was a sad day when I ran out.
    I felt like i was at the end of the internet

  11. hahahahhaha. i stumbled too. and the comments were almost funnier than the article, though the good the bad and the uglier were pretty funny.

  12. mouhahaha stumblers of the world unite!

    together we are strong in wasting our time on the internet watching way to funny shit.

    anonymous stumbler addict

  13. “I swear, I’m gonna pistol whip the next person who says ‘stumble’!”
    But seriously, out of 56 posts, 52 of them contain the word stumble. Crazy.
    (SU ftw!)

  14. I love how this comment thing turned into a conversation about all of us using stumble upon, not the actual blog itself. I think it’s an awesome blog, really funny, and yeah, i stumbled it too

  15. I didn’t SU upon this, though I am an avid stumbler.

    My girlfriend linked me after she stumbled upon it.

  16. Good… stumble upon has brought me to something funny
    Bad… im going to spend at least another thirty minutes here.
    Ugly…. Stumble has completely taken over my life and the lives of all these people who are commenting on this blog. Which means SU is taking over the world right? i want to shake the hand of the wonderful person who created SU…

  17. oh my god… the good/bad/ugly was fun…but the comments in here made my day

    stumbled upon it too of course…yay

  18. you could at least spell it right like the other idiots though!!!!!!!

    Also, does anyone else smell pepper.

    You call yourself smart.

    1. Yes you do, I actually visit this page from time to time since I stumbled it. (yes THIS page, not the blog, sorry dude who created it :

  19. *does the llama dance* I pressed the sacred button of not-so-sacredness and stumbled upon this GODLY PAGE! I loved it. Let us thank Ebay for being the owners of our dear StumbleUpon. I was really surprised when I found out they actually ran SU, because I mean really, who would’ve expected Ebay of all things?!

    1. SU has sent so much traffic to this post. It was truly amazing watching 18K visitors in one day come to this post because someone decided to give it a thumbs up.

  20. Funny stuff. Could have done without the homophobic line. Saw it coming from a mile away. Typical straight guy blather.

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