The Good The Bad The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

7. Good: You give the “birds and bees:” talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

8. Good: The postmans early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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Comments

124 responses to “The Good The Bad The Ugly”

  1. shaun Avatar

    hahaha awsome stuff! Just stumbled it πŸ™‚

    1. bob Avatar
      bob

      Does anyone else smell pepper

  2. Roseapple Avatar
    Roseapple

    My friend, we ALL juts stumbled it.

    1. Dave Avatar

      thanks for stumble

  3. JC Avatar

    wow, lol, i stumbled it as well, very funny

  4. Good Boy Gone Bad Avatar

    Awesome! I stumbled upon it too! Well at least it deserves to be put under Stumble Upon. Nice one! LOL

  5. the ghengis Avatar
    the ghengis

    thats awsome, and i stumbled it.

  6. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    I’m a stumble addict : (

    1. Tom, Avatar
      Tom,

      We are ALL stumble addicts…

      Hence why i failed all my exams* πŸ™ Stupid internet!

      *authentic excuse written on some exam papers by friends…

  7. Kabaka Avatar
    Kabaka

    Stumbled it, too.

    LOL that was hilarious. Sending it to my non-Stumbling friends now. =D

  8. Trollen Avatar
    Trollen

    We are all stumbleoholics, my biggest problem is that I keep running out of “humour” pages…

    1. Gyle-Z Avatar
      Gyle-Z

      same…sucks hey….
      this was good though

  9. Timist Avatar
    Timist

    Did anyone not Stumble this? Geez.

    P.S, Uh… yeah, I Stumbled it too, they need to start a SA: Stumblers anonymous… I’d not join like, mainly because I LOVE STUMBLE!!!

  10. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    Oh wow, that's awesome. Put me in a good mood. Actually Laughed out loud =D

    oh yeah, stumbled!

  11. cnr2011 Avatar
    cnr2011

    well looks like u cant find this fucking thing n e where but stumble upon cause i stumbled it too

  12. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    HAHA true, SA would be a good idea, I find myself stumbling for hours. Yes, i stumbled on this page too, like many. AH so hilarious though, so thank geebus I landed on this page.

    BOB SAGET!

    1. Jesse Avatar
      Jesse

      xD Bob Saget! Bob Saget! Bob Saget!

      Btw I stumbled this too.

  13. Dave Avatar

    Thank god for Stumble, bringing everyone to my blog. I welcome you all please come back our subcribe to my feed.

    I also stumble for hours on end.

    Dave

  14. Kiyoshi Avatar

    heh… i think everyone on here uses stumbleupon… lawl…

  15. jeebus Avatar
    jeebus

    wow… i stumbled too… but i just can’t stop stumbling… its ruining my life!!!

  16. hellakitti Avatar
    hellakitti

    I also stumbled upon this. Thank you, fellow Stumblers with similar interests!

  17. Will Avatar
    Will

    Stumble stumble stumble

  18. scyduckzard Avatar
    scyduckzard

    here’s ANOTHER Stumbler who landed on this page, & burst out laughing!! LOVE them!!!

  19. anarch Avatar
    anarch

    goddamn stumble..

  20. coder2000 Avatar
    coder2000

    I stumbled here too. No duh huh. I can’t remember how I browsed the web before Stumble Upon.

    1. Jake Avatar
      Jake

      It’s hard to do without it. I feel so lost when I’m using someones comp to pass the time, and Stumble Upon isn’t there. It’s sad, really, that my mouse, out of reflex, goes towards the top left whether or not SU is there.

      1. teefkay Avatar
        teefkay

        Maaaan same wit me… if i read a webpage and dont need the window any more, my mouse doesn’t move to the [X] at top right but to the StumbleButton top left xD

  21. aeb Avatar
    aeb

    Jesus, this is totally weird, I stumbled this page too!!

  22. moro Avatar
    moro

    ouch! woops just stumbled- oh hey everyone-

  23. madjoe Avatar
    madjoe

    And I stumbled it too… God save the Stumble founder of the Universe! Amen!

  24. Candace Avatar

    Loved the good, bad, and ugly, which I found by … Stumbling.

    Dave, even with my glasses on, I still can't figure out what that thingy is on the masthead – you know, that shiny metal thingy out in the water? What the heck is that, anyway?

    1. Dave Avatar

      It’s a Whale’s Tail. It ties in to the name Malewail. well some what anyways. I want to redeisgn it some day.

  25. Candace Avatar

    Oh geez, how funny – it's not a shiny metal thingy, it's a whale's tail! Okay, obvy, I need new glasses, and possibly a new monitor!

    Duh.

  26. Lia Avatar
    Lia

    I feel bad for those who don’t stumble…they are missing out on all the fun!

  27. Xerozia Avatar
    Xerozia

    Stumble Upon has ruined my life!

  28. bigfoot09 Avatar
    bigfoot09

    i stumbled it too…. stumbleupon is a way of life…..

    http://bigfoot09.stumbleupon.com/about/

  29. shawn Avatar
    shawn

    I found this page on my own…. NOT. Stumble stumble stumble….

  30. Spitfire Avatar

    LoL I think the comments on here are better than the good, bad, and uglies πŸ˜› I’m a stumbler too

  31. s4M Avatar
    s4M

    stumble the best thing since sliced bread lololollololllolllololololololooolollololololl

  32. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    Haha. I had more laughs seeing that everyone, like me, stumbled it.

  33. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    Fucking retarded. What a waste of five minutes of my day, why is this even on the internet? You all suck. Get a job losers…..

  34. Stumbler Avatar
    Stumbler

    I'm a stumble addict as well… Time to get back to work! Just one more stumble…..

  35. guknranadeus Avatar
    guknranadeus

    Yup! Im guilty also of stumbling, and if they do start an stumble upon anonymous, just put it in my favorite stumble section..I’ll get there eventually. LOL

  36. Tiff Avatar
    Tiff

    Yeah i spent more time reading comments from my fellow stumblers.
    It was a sad day when I ran out.
    I felt like i was at the end of the internet

  37. Michael Avatar

    Isn’t it astonishing how quickly life can get ugly?

  38. drb Avatar
    drb

    Stumble Forever!!!!!!!!

  39. jenny Avatar
    jenny

    hahahahhaha. i stumbled too. and the comments were almost funnier than the article, though the good the bad and the uglier were pretty funny.

  40. frankie Avatar
    frankie

    I cant believe how many people stumbled this! So did I!

  41. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    Yeah, Stumble is crazy. It can take you freakin’ ANYWHERE.

  42. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    I stumbled it too lol. Anyway loved the good bad and ugly stuff.

  43. Fadem Avatar

    Great, but the comments are funnier…

    (I'm also from StumbleUpon XD)

  44. stumbW Avatar
    stumbW

    mouhahaha stumblers of the world unite!

    together we are strong in wasting our time on the internet watching way to funny shit.

    anonymous stumbler addict

  45. Jason Avatar

    just found this on stumble. great post made me laugh

  46. JEFF Avatar
    JEFF

    OMFG I STUMBLED ASWELL…… THATS CRAZYYYYYYYY

  47. w00tmc Avatar
    w00tmc

    zomg, damn YOU stumble! πŸ™‚

  48. stumb Avatar
    stumb

    Another Stumble

  49. Joe Avatar
    Joe

    “I swear, I’m gonna pistol whip the next person who says ‘stumble’!”
    But seriously, out of 56 posts, 52 of them contain the word stumble. Crazy.
    (SU ftw!)

  50. stumble Avatar
    stumble

    stumble stumble stumble…..i like pistol whip

  51. stumblemaster Avatar
    stumblemaster

    Stumbled this thing!

  52. Atos Avatar
    Atos

    Stumbled

  53. Reilly Avatar
    Reilly

    I love how this comment thing turned into a conversation about all of us using stumble upon, not the actual blog itself. I think it’s an awesome blog, really funny, and yeah, i stumbled it too

  54. Oi! Avatar
    Oi!

    Stumbled

  55. Crawl Avatar
    Crawl

    I didn’t SU upon this, though I am an avid stumbler.

    My girlfriend linked me after she stumbled upon it.

    1. Fadem Avatar

      Still counts as Stumbler.

  56. r00t Avatar
    r00t

    all hail stumble!!!

  57. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    Saw these years ago, glad they’ve got back to the internet.

  58. me Avatar

    hooray for stumble

  59. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Wow I didn’t Stumble this, must be a first!-Just Kidding totally stumbled it

  60. SU addict Avatar
    SU addict

    must… click… one… more… time…

  61. Gihawk Avatar
    Gihawk

    I gave up crack for stumblin’

  62. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    stumble

  63. Pete Avatar
    Pete

    I like it!

  64. Wouldn't you like to know Avatar
    Wouldn’t you like to know

    Why is it bad for one’s son to be dating another man?

  65. SU...? yes... Avatar
    SU…? yes…

    Good… stumble upon has brought me to something funny
    Bad… im going to spend at least another thirty minutes here.
    Ugly…. Stumble has completely taken over my life and the lives of all these people who are commenting on this blog. Which means SU is taking over the world right? i want to shake the hand of the wonderful person who created SU…

  66. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    Lol Stumble as well!! we ly SA!!

    1. Dave Avatar
      Dave

      goddamn it! no edit button lol, i meant SU*

  67. hunavle Avatar
    hunavle

    oh my god… the good/bad/ugly was fun…but the comments in here made my day

    stumbled upon it too of course…yay

  68. Srikanth Avatar
    Srikanth

    well.. I am a stumbler too.. but then no matter how many times I stumble .. i never fell down.. -:)

  69. ANON Avatar
    ANON

    stumble

  70. Zorn Avatar
    Zorn

    Stumbled, with extreme prejudice.

  71. Sid Avatar
    Sid

    thanks to these comments everyone will stumble here eventually

  72. Nrupesh Avatar
    Nrupesh

    Just another stumbler

  73. Valourant Avatar
    Valourant

    Haha I stumbled this too!

  74. The Curmudgeon Avatar

    Also Stumbled on this. Very funny.

  75. SmartStumbler Avatar
    SmartStumbler

    I stumbled her too. Duh! But I’m not going to post about it like the other idiots before me .

    1. Rita Ted Avatar
      Rita Ted

      At least the other idiots could spell “here”.

      I stumbelledd here two!

  76. bob Avatar
    bob

    you could at least spell it right like the other idiots though!!!!!!!

    Also, does anyone else smell pepper.

    You call yourself smart.

  77. Danny Avatar
    Danny

    I stumbled too. =( I’m a bad bad boy…

  78. bob Avatar
    bob

    we dont care if you stumbled here too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Fadem Avatar
      Fadem

      Yes you do, I actually visit this page from time to time since I stumbled it. (yes THIS page, not the blog, sorry dude who created it :

  79. hiutopor Avatar

    Hi all!

    Very interesting information! Thanks!

    Bye

  80. J Avatar
    J

    I agree..found it by stumbling….stupid internet..so behind on homework

  81. Keith Avatar

    Very funny…hahahaha!!!!!

  82. animefan23 Avatar
    animefan23

    wow damn near everybody stubled this. including me

  83. TerrorBite Avatar

    I -didn’t- stumble this, I found it while browsing the site after being linked to a different post by a friend. However, I am a Stumbler. http://terrorbite.stumbleupon.com/ Yay for StumbleUpon!

  84. Crypto Avatar
    Crypto

    Wow i stumbled upon this as well.

  85. David Avatar

    Awesome! Very funny – keep it up

  86. Heather Avatar
    Heather

    tons of stumblers….. alass, I am among them as well…

  87. dan Avatar
    dan

    i stumbled it too

  88. Gothicals Avatar
    Gothicals

    *does the llama dance* I pressed the sacred button of not-so-sacredness and stumbled upon this GODLY PAGE! I loved it. Let us thank Ebay for being the owners of our dear StumbleUpon. I was really surprised when I found out they actually ran SU, because I mean really, who would’ve expected Ebay of all things?!

  89. LoveableJunkie Avatar
    LoveableJunkie

    Stumbled. Where would we be without SU?

    1. Dave Avatar

      SU has sent so much traffic to this post. It was truly amazing watching 18K visitors in one day come to this post because someone decided to give it a thumbs up.

  90. Justin Avatar
    Justin

    hahaha i just stumbled this shit too hahah i fucking love stumble

  91. Rachel Avatar
    Rachel

    Who didn’t Stumble Upon this??

  92. Stephanie Avatar
    Stephanie

    So you mean I’m not the only one whose addicted to stumble?!?!

  93. Dan Avatar
    Dan

    Funny stuff. Could have done without the homophobic line. Saw it coming from a mile away. Typical straight guy blather.

  94. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Stumble is life, Stephanie.

  95. Drake Avatar
    Drake

    Stumbled and is hilarious πŸ˜‰

  96. Anthrax Avatar
    Anthrax

    Stumble \w/

  97. Cyclonus Avatar
    Cyclonus

    LMAO they are great and I stumpled here too.

  98. Portland Resident Avatar

    Thats some funny stuff. I really liked the joke about talking to your daughter about the bird and the bees and “she keeps giving you corrections.”

  99. brian Avatar
    brian

    I, too, am addicted to Stumble Upon πŸ™

  100. Hammi Avatar
    Hammi

    Stumbled. aww man. awesome lol

  101. Alex Avatar

    That's hillarious!!!!!! thanks for a fantastic portion of fun!

  102. king Avatar
    king

    Hooray Stumble!

  103. StreetKING Avatar
    StreetKING

    lol, I didn't stumble it, found a link on dictionary.com! lmao! (love this stuff, by the way)

  104. Karl Jonsson Avatar

    laughed so hard to number four, six and ten!

  105. Average Payout Avatar

    I find myself stumbling for hours. Yes, i stumbled on this page too, like many. AH so hilarious though, so thank geebus I landed on this page.

  106. BunnySex Avatar
    BunnySex

    STUMBLEEEEE

  107. frankielike Avatar
    frankielike

    i did not stumble upon it…. oh wait yes i did

  108. Timhouse Avatar
    Timhouse

    "bad: its another man"? go fuck yourself

  109. Julia Avatar
    Julia

    I've done number 7 to my mommy and she doesn't know it but I'm also doing number 10. ^-^

  110. Bill Avatar
    Bill

    It was all funny except for the bad in number 9. Being gay is not a bad thing.