1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
7. Good: You give the “birds and bees:” talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
8. Good: The postman‘s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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hahaha awsome stuff! Just stumbled it
Does anyone else smell pepper
My friend, we ALL juts stumbled it.
thanks for stumble
Awesome! I stumbled upon it too! Well at least it deserves to be put under Stumble Upon. Nice one! LOL
wow, lol, i stumbled it as well, very funny
thats awsome, and i stumbled it.
I’m a stumble addict : (
We are ALL stumble addicts…
Hence why i failed all my exams*
Stupid internet!
*authentic excuse written on some exam papers by friends…
Stumbled it, too.
LOL that was hilarious. Sending it to my non-Stumbling friends now. =D
We are all stumbleoholics, my biggest problem is that I keep running out of “humour” pages…
same…sucks hey….
this was good though
Did anyone not Stumble this? Geez.
P.S, Uh… yeah, I Stumbled it too, they need to start a SA: Stumblers anonymous… I’d not join like, mainly because I LOVE STUMBLE!!!
well looks like u cant find this fucking thing n e where but stumble upon cause i stumbled it too
HAHA true, SA would be a good idea, I find myself stumbling for hours. Yes, i stumbled on this page too, like many. AH so hilarious though, so thank geebus I landed on this page.
BOB SAGET!
xD Bob Saget! Bob Saget! Bob Saget!
…
Btw I stumbled this too.
Thank god for Stumble, bringing everyone to my blog. I welcome you all please come back our subcribe to my feed.
I also stumble for hours on end.
Dave
heh… i think everyone on here uses stumbleupon… lawl…
wow… i stumbled too… but i just can’t stop stumbling… its ruining my life!!!
I also stumbled upon this. Thank you, fellow Stumblers with similar interests!
Stumble stumble stumble
here’s ANOTHER Stumbler who landed on this page, & burst out laughing!! LOVE them!!!
goddamn stumble..
I stumbled here too. No duh huh. I can’t remember how I browsed the web before Stumble Upon.
It’s hard to do without it. I feel so lost when I’m using someones comp to pass the time, and Stumble Upon isn’t there. It’s sad, really, that my mouse, out of reflex, goes towards the top left whether or not SU is there.
Maaaan same wit me… if i read a webpage and dont need the window any more, my mouse doesn’t move to the [X] at top right but to the StumbleButton top left xD
Jesus, this is totally weird, I stumbled this page too!!
ouch! woops just stumbled- oh hey everyone-
Oh wow, that’s awesome. Put me in a good mood. Actually Laughed out loud =D
oh yeah, stumbled!
And I stumbled it too… God save the Stumble founder of the Universe! Amen!
I feel bad for those who don’t stumble…they are missing out on all the fun!
Stumble Upon has ruined my life!
i stumbled it too…. stumbleupon is a way of life…..
http://bigfoot09.stumbleupon.com/about/
I found this page on my own…. NOT. Stumble stumble stumble….
LoL I think the comments on here are better than the good, bad, and uglies
I’m a stumbler too
Loved the good, bad, and ugly, which I found by … Stumbling.
Dave, even with my glasses on, I still can’t figure out what that thingy is on the masthead – you know, that shiny metal thingy out in the water? What the heck is that, anyway?
It’s a Whale’s Tail. It ties in to the name Malewail. well some what anyways. I want to redeisgn it some day.
stumble the best thing since sliced bread lololollololllolllololololololooolollololololl
Oh geez, how funny – it’s not a shiny metal thingy, it’s a whale’s tail! Okay, obvy, I need new glasses, and possibly a new monitor!
Duh.
Haha. I had more laughs seeing that everyone, like me, stumbled it.
Fucking retarded. What a waste of five minutes of my day, why is this even on the internet? You all suck. Get a job losers…..
Yup! Im guilty also of stumbling, and if they do start an stumble upon anonymous, just put it in my favorite stumble section..I’ll get there eventually. LOL
Yeah i spent more time reading comments from my fellow stumblers.
It was a sad day when I ran out.
I felt like i was at the end of the internet
I’m a stumble addict as well… Time to get back to work! Just one more stumble…..
Isn’t it astonishing how quickly life can get ugly?
Stumble Forever!!!!!!!!
hahahahhaha. i stumbled too. and the comments were almost funnier than the article, though the good the bad and the uglier were pretty funny.
I cant believe how many people stumbled this! So did I!
Yeah, Stumble is crazy. It can take you freakin’ ANYWHERE.
I stumbled it too lol. Anyway loved the good bad and ugly stuff.
just found this on stumble. great post made me laugh
OMFG I STUMBLED ASWELL…… THATS CRAZYYYYYYYY
Great, but the comments are funnier…
(I’m also from StumbleUpon XD)
zomg, damn YOU stumble!
Another Stumble
mouhahaha stumblers of the world unite!
together we are strong in wasting our time on the internet watching way to funny shit.
anonymous stumbler addict
“I swear, I’m gonna pistol whip the next person who says ’stumble’!”
But seriously, out of 56 posts, 52 of them contain the word stumble. Crazy.
(SU ftw!)
stumble stumble stumble…..i like pistol whip
Stumbled this thing!
Stumbled
I love how this comment thing turned into a conversation about all of us using stumble upon, not the actual blog itself. I think it’s an awesome blog, really funny, and yeah, i stumbled it too
Stumbled
I didn’t SU upon this, though I am an avid stumbler.
My girlfriend linked me after she stumbled upon it.
Still counts as Stumbler.
all hail stumble!!!
Saw these years ago, glad they’ve got back to the internet.
hooray for stumble
Wow I didn’t Stumble this, must be a first!-Just Kidding totally stumbled it
must… click… one… more… time…
I gave up crack for stumblin’
stumble
I like it!
Why is it bad for one’s son to be dating another man?
Good… stumble upon has brought me to something funny
Bad… im going to spend at least another thirty minutes here.
Ugly…. Stumble has completely taken over my life and the lives of all these people who are commenting on this blog. Which means SU is taking over the world right? i want to shake the hand of the wonderful person who created SU…
oh my god… the good/bad/ugly was fun…but the comments in here made my day
stumbled upon it too of course…yay
Lol Stumble as well!! we ly SA!!
goddamn it! no edit button lol, i meant SU*
well.. I am a stumbler too.. but then no matter how many times I stumble .. i never fell down.. -:)
stumble
Stumbled, with extreme prejudice.
thanks to these comments everyone will stumble here eventually
Just another stumbler
Haha I stumbled this too!
Also Stumbled on this. Very funny.
I stumbled her too. Duh! But I’m not going to post about it like the other idiots before me .
At least the other idiots could spell “here”.
I stumbelledd here two!
you could at least spell it right like the other idiots though!!!!!!!
Also, does anyone else smell pepper.
You call yourself smart.
I stumbled too. =( I’m a bad bad boy…
we dont care if you stumbled here too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes you do, I actually visit this page from time to time since I stumbled it. (yes THIS page, not the blog, sorry dude who created it :
Hi all!
Very interesting information! Thanks!
Bye
I agree..found it by stumbling….stupid internet..so behind on homework
Very funny…hahahaha!!!!!
wow damn near everybody stubled this. including me
I -didn’t- stumble this, I found it while browsing the site after being linked to a different post by a friend. However, I am a Stumbler. http://terrorbite.stumbleupon.com/ Yay for StumbleUpon!
Wow i stumbled upon this as well.
Awesome! Very funny – keep it up
tons of stumblers….. alass, I am among them as well…
i stumbled it too
*does the llama dance* I pressed the sacred button of not-so-sacredness and stumbled upon this GODLY PAGE! I loved it. Let us thank Ebay for being the owners of our dear StumbleUpon. I was really surprised when I found out they actually ran SU, because I mean really, who would’ve expected Ebay of all things?!
Stumbled. Where would we be without SU?
SU has sent so much traffic to this post. It was truly amazing watching 18K visitors in one day come to this post because someone decided to give it a thumbs up.
hahaha i just stumbled this shit too hahah i fucking love stumble
Who didn’t Stumble Upon this??
So you mean I’m not the only one whose addicted to stumble?!?!
Funny stuff. Could have done without the homophobic line. Saw it coming from a mile away. Typical straight guy blather.
Stumble is life, Stephanie.
Stumbled and is hilarious
Stumble \w/
LMAO they are great and I stumpled here too.
Thats some funny stuff. I really liked the joke about talking to your daughter about the bird and the bees and “she keeps giving you corrections.”
I, too, am addicted to Stumble Upon