Jokes 08-24-10

An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, “Hey, can you tell us where we’re at?” After a few moments the jogger responds, “You’re in a …

Jokes 05-31-10

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car. The last thing I want to do i …

Jokes 05-24-10

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus the man seated next to her sensed that she was a …

Jokes 05-17-10

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so she dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office …

Jokes 05-10-10

A cop on a horse says to the little girl on the bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year.” and fines her $5 The little girl looks up at the cop and says. “Nice horse you’ve …

Jokes 01-08-09

Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, “I think I’m going to see a dietitian.” Nina asks, “Why?” Rosy answers, “‘Cause I need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen.” Nina replies, “I really have no clue, but if y …