Simpsons Quotes 4

Marge (on radio): Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over. Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that’s over. I was worried for a little bit. Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there’s too many fat children. Bart: What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump […]

Family Guy Quotes 11

Vanessa: Chris you have to put your parents into a home! Don’t you ever want to inherit this Fu**ing house?!? Chris: Now Vanessa, don’t swear around Pablo. Vanessa: Oh that little shit’s from Guam or something. He probably only speaks Spanish. Stewie (Pablo): Hey “Nessa”—a bullet sounds the same in every language so stuff a […]