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Simpsons Quotes 5

By Dave on May 27, 2009

Homer (looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay): Hee hee! Look at this country! “You [...]

By Dave on May 20, 2009

Marge (on radio): Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that’s [...]

By Dave on April 23, 2009

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
I’ve [...]

By Dave on April 9, 2009

Robert went to his lawyer and said, “I would like to make a will but [...]

By Dave on March 5, 2009

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before [...]

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