Jokes 08-24-10

An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, “Hey, can you tell us where we’re at?” After a few moments the jogger responds, “You’re in a …

Jokes 05-10-10

A cop on a horse says to the little girl on the bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year.” and fines her $5 The little girl looks up at the cop and says. “Nice horse you’ve …

Jokes 05-03-10

Why do dwarfs laugh while they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls. Social Security A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to v …

Jokes 04-09-09

Robert went to his lawyer and said, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” the lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, “Not a problem leave it all to me.” Robert looked somewhat upset and said, “well I knew you were goi …

Jokes 03-05-09

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they decided to go there anyway. The first on …

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