Family Guy Quotes 11

Vanessa: Chris you have to put your parents into a home! Don’t you ever want to inherit this Fu**ing house?!? Chris: Now Vanessa, don’t swear around Pablo. Vanessa: Oh that little shit’s from Guam or something. He probably only speaks Spanish. Stewie (Pablo): Hey “Nessa”—a bullet sounds the same in every language so stuff a […]

Family Guy Quotes 6

Trisha Takanawa: Diane, I am standing outside that Park Barrington Hotel because they don’t allow Asians inside. Joe: Maybe Peter took the trophy, he wanted it all along. Peter: I couldn’t have taken in, I was to busy breakin’ into Joe’s garage stealin’ his ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight. Lois: Peter! Peter: […]