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Simpsons Quotes 5

Dave · May 27, 2009

Homer (looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay): Hee hee! Look at this country! “You are gay.”

Homer: There’s your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph: I’m a boy.
Homer: That’s the spirit. Never give up.

Bart Simpson (spelling “Impervious” in a spelling B): I…M…P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph: I made Bart in my pants!

Grandpa: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeviilll!!
Marge: Grandpa, you say that about all the presents.
Grandpa: I just want attention.

Apu: Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding, I work, I work.

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