Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I’ll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.

Marge: Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so…

Ralph (to a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies.

Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!