My Theme Challenge

With every other blog changing their themes lately, I decided to try and make my own. I know very little about php or css and only a bit about html, this is going to a big undertaking. I found a great tutorial over at wpdesigner.com, with easy to follow steps and a good breakdown on how to set up each page in the theme.

So in the next week or two I will roll out my very own theme. I’m not sure how it will turn out but I’m going to give it a try.

My goal is to have a theme that is unique. I am challenging myself to learn a new skill and get more familiar with how wordpress works. Hopefully I will come up with something that is enjoyable and easy to implement.

Another 10 Quotes to Remember

1. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

2. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

4. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

5. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

6. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

7. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

8. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

9. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.

10. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

To all Employees:

It has been brought to managements attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of “TRY SAYING” phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.

TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be shitting me!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: Of course I’m concerned.

INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF: It’s not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: This shit won’t work.

TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn’t you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?

INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares?

TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I’m on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.

INSTEAD OF Another fucking meeting!

TRY SAYING: I don’t think this will be a problem.

INSTEAD OF: I really don’t give a shit.

TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He’s a prick.

TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball-busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the fuck you’re doing.


In a perfect web design, there should be some space to insert adverts in such a manner that looks more natural. Though, adverts require high speed internet in order to appear appropriately, but without adverts and email hosting, there is no concept of generating revenues from a website or blog. And in the long run, all depends on the dedicated web hosting services.

10 more Quotes to Remember

1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

2. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

3. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

4. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

5. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

6. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

7. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

8. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

9. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

10. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

The Power of Stumble Upon

It was a truly amazing week for my little unknown blog. One post of mine was given a thumbs up by Shaun from Shaunlow.com. He thought the post was pretty funny so he gave it a thumbs up and left a comment. This started the ball rolling and sent a tonne of traffic to the post, as you can see.

traffic graph

It all started on August 25th and that weekend saw the most visitors to Malewail.com ever. I never expected to get that many visitors in a lifetime.

site usage

These are the stats from August 24th to September 2nd.

traffic sources

Most of the visits came from the weekend on August 25th and 26th. But there were consistent visit all week long averaging 1461 visitors per day.

feedburner stats

You can see that my alexa rating has increased from the post Shaun posted on his blog, a funny stumbleupon experience. So all in all my stumble experience has been a good one. I have received more visitors than I would have ever dreamed about and consistent traffic continues to come to Malewail.

Also as you can see my Alexa Rank has continued to increase.

Alexa Rank

On another note Shaun’s original comment has spawned 79 comments, about stumbling, some even funnier than the post itself.

Stumble Upon is a powerful way to generate traffic and buzz around a post our website. I stumble everyday and find great sites. I link to most of them with my Tumblr site.

Free car give away

car

Prija from Cash for Comments is running a one of a kind contest at his other blog, blogging the movie. He is giving away a car to one lucky blogger. The contest page gives details on how is to raise the money to buy the car. He also plans on giving a car to his little sister who is on her way to college. By participating in this contest and buying one of the 500 advertisement spots you get you name on both Scion TC’s, two 200 word min. reviews, and a Permanent Link on BloggingTheMovie.com/Car.

So selling 500 ads @ $100 each is $50000, where is all the money going. Well check out his break down:

1. Scion tC (for my little sister) = $17,800
2. Scion tC (to give away in a blog contest)= $17,800
3. Stickers ads= $1,000-1,500
4. BlogWorldExpo booth = $2,500-$10,000
5. Initial Filming = $2,000-$10,000

Net $9,000/-$7060

The visit to the Blog World Expo should get  allot of hype going for Prija’s movie. I look forward to seeing the results of this contest, and anticipate the movie even more.

10 Quotes to Remember

  1. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away – and barefoot.

  2. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  3. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

  4. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

  5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

  6. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

  7. I have found at my age going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

  8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

  9. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

  10. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

In order to run a successful online business, there’re lots of things to consider. For domain name, try to buy the cheapest domain name. Then to host the site, of course you need a dedicated hosting. It’s good to track your visitors’ internet connection types, i.e. broadband. You can earn a good ppc only when your site is uploaded successfully on both slow and fast connections.

Another Free Linkback

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The Good The Bad The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

7. Good: You give the “birds and bees:” talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

8. Good: The postmans early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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50 phrases you wish you could say at work

1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
24. You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.
25. Who me? I just wander from room to room
26. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?
27.Do I look like a people person?
28. This isn’t an office. Its Hell with fluorescent lighting.
29. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
31. You!… Off my planet!
32. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
33. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
34. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
35. Allow me to introduce my selves.
36. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
37.Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
38. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
40. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
41. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
42. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
43. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door 1?
44. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
45. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
46. Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
47.How do I set a laser printer to stun?
48. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
49. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
50. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Nearly all guys who pass mcp training exams, are interested in cwna, which is basically Certified Wireless Network Administrator; because there’s a lot about wireless networking that one needs to know. So you can prepare for this exam while your stays at mcse boot camp. The 640-802 is basically the Cisco Certified Network Associate exam which is the composite test associated with the Cisco Certified Network Associate degree.