I am writing this post in response to a comment left on the Only in Canada post. Soar left this comment :

Comment by soar 2007-08-29 08:01:03
8. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. You must be stupid, it doesn’t snow in October, retard.

Well it is October 24/2007 around 11:00pm and I just came in from outside. It was snowing, actually pretty heavy snow. So I grabed my camera and took a couple of pictures.




So Soar I guess we are not retards, or maybe I used photoshop to make the pictures.


Recent Hosting Change

I recently changed from a free host to a paid Host. Probably the best move I can make, ANHosting had a great Halloween special doubling everything they were offering. I still have some bugs to work out, not everything has transferred properly. But that’s my fault for not making good backups of my origanal files. Soon I will get back to a regular posting schedule and begin work on

Growing Pains

I have been having trouble with my host again. So I am switching to paid hosting. It is not as smooth as I thought it would be. So in the next few days Malewail will be on again off again. Hopefully It will back up and running soon. And I can start making more post.

Do your Part, Recycle

recycleMany people don’t take the time to participate in local recycling programs. This is such an important thing to do. When everyone participates we really can make a difference. So gather up those newspapers, empty pop cans, milk jugs and everything that can be recycled and recycle them. I don’t know about everywhere but I have to pay deposits on the pop I drink, and I get it back when I return my empties. I really like to drink pop so the empties really add up, I also keep any empties that I drink at work and throw them in the trunk of my car. This is my way of keeping some waste out of the local land fill.

There are so many benefits to recycling. Not only are we limiting the waste put in our landfills but we are creating jobs, saving money & resources and saving the environment.

Here is a link for more recycling related material, Alberta Recycling.
This is a small contribution of many that are involved in Blog Action Day.

Theme Update

I have posted that I was working on a new theme back on September 9th. Well I am still working on that theme. My day job has been real hectic lately, not giving much time to blog or work on the theme. I get to work on it a little. Most days I am too mentally drained to even think about trying to write any post or write php code. So after this week is over and with the up comming long weekend in Canada, I will be able to write some post, maybe post date them to get ahead. And hopefully I will be able to finish the theme.

I’m also going to be working on a new project for bloggers in Calgary. I’m going to start a blog directory for bloggers in Calgary.

4 Hour WorkWeek Giveaway

Well I won the 4-Hour Workweek Book from Cash for Comments. And I know it was a long time ago, September 2, actually.
And I posted on Prija’s site that I would give the book away in another contest.

Comment by Dave | 2007-09-02 16:13:49I will start a contest of my own with this book. I already have it, what a great book. Check my site soon for contest details.

Now the time has come to give the book away again, I will also throw in The power of Positive Thinking on Audio Disk. To enter to win these two prizes is very simple.

First: Write anything about my blog, linking back to anything, a post or the home page. Once you have completed your entry, email me the URL at contest [at] so I can verify the entry. After I check to see if it meets the post requirements, I will reply with a confirmation email.

Second: Add me to Technorati Favorites. I will add all entries to my favorites also.

All who enter will get two links back to their site. I will write a post linking back to all that entered the day before the contest ends. And I will also link back to everyone on my tumble blog.

The contest will end on October 31 2007. The winner will be announced on November 1 2007. The Winner will be picked in a random draw.

Update: The winner is Internet Duct Tape

Damn Theme

I have been trying to build my own them since September 9th. It really hasn’t been working out to well for me. I know very little about css, and I think that is my biggest problem. Most of the trouble is laying out the side bar and some of the background images that I am trying to use. As you can see I have changed my header image. I have some similar images that I am trying to work int my new theme.
Well I guess I just need to keep working at it, and soon enough I will have my very own theme.

New Theme Tonite, Maybe.

I have been working a on a new theme all week. I’m going to give a try tonite and see how it works. This is the first attempt to make theme myself. Please let me know if you like it? Or if you have any suggestions for me?


Well that never worked. I guess I never tested my theme enough. I will keep trying

Something To Offend Damn-Near Everyone


Something To Offend Damn-Near Everyone. . .

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.

How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.

Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton balls.

Do you know why ghosts don’t make noise when they make love?
Because they have hollow weenies!

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.

Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day.
What do single guys have? Palm Sunday

Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
Her navel.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

Are birth control pills deductible?
Only if they don’t work.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people have a chance to have sex too.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
”Are you sure it’s mine?”

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.

What three two-letter words denote “small”?
”Is it in?”

What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
The hooker will stop screwing you when you’re dead

While she was gone, the hooker left a sign on the door:
”Out to Lunch. Go Fuck Yourself.”

If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Divorce proceedings, most likely.

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
”Oh look! Doughnut seeds!”

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
They’re hiring.

What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men miss them all.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mon., Wed., and Friday?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fuck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO”!

What’s the Cuban national anthem?
”Row, Row, Row Your Boat”

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…”
A southern fairytale begins ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…