Sexy Sunday 14


Paris Hilton

That’s Hot!

Paris Hilton was born in Los Angeles California in 1981. Paris Hilton loved to be the center of attention when she was younger and today is no exception. Paris has done some modeling and has posed for FHM and GQ. She has also done some TV work she starred in the series “The Simple Life” with her friend Nicole Richie. She has also appeared on My Name is Earl and Veronica mars. In 2006 Hilton released her self-titled album which received mixed reviews. Paris Hilton unfortunately is also known for her tasteless sex tape featuring her and then boyfriend Rick Solomon. She has since had many boyfriends and has even called off a few engagements. A crazy party girl Hilton has also been incarcerated for DUI but only for a mere 45 days.

Facts You Should Know bout Men

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

5. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

6. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

7. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

8. All men hate to hear “We need to talk about our relationship.” These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.

9. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

10. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

11. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

12. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man walk into a party and say “Oh, my God, I’m so embarrassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.”

13. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

14. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

15. If you’re dating a man who you think might be “Mr. Right,” if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

16. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

17. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

18. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

19. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

20. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?” Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win? How’s my car?”

21. If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he didn’t forget… he didn’t lose your number… he didn’t die. He just didn’t want to call you.

22. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, “I love you… I want to marry you… I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

23. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

24. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause – you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

25. Men forget everything; women remember everything.

26. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened


The Perfect Woman

The Perfect Woman

Quotes From The Perfect Woman:
1.) “I’ll swallow it all…I just love the taste!”
2.) “Are you sure you’ve had enough beer?”
3.) “I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!”
4.) “Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!”
5.) “If I don’t get to blow you soon, I swear I’m gonna bust!”
6.) “I know it’s a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?”
7.) “You’re so sexy when you’re hung over.”
8.) “I’d rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.”
9.) “Let’s subscribe to Hustler.”
10.) “Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?”
11.) “Say, let’s go down to the mall so you can check out women’s asses.”
12.) “I’ll be out painting the house.”
13.) “I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too.”
14.) “Honey, our new neighbor’s daughter is sunbathing again, come see!”
15.) “I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.”
16.) “No, no, I’ll take the car to have the oil changed.”
17.) “Your mother did a great job raising you.”
18.) “Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine’s Day thing and buy yourself new clubs.”
19.) “I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God’s sake. You go hunting with the guys, it’s a wonderful stress reliever.”
20.) “Shouldn’t you be down at the bar with your buddies?”
21.) “Not the fucking mall again, come on let’s go to that new strip joint!”
22.) “Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don’t you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.”
23.) “You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.”
24.) “That was a great fart! Do another one!”
25.) “I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!”


Sexy Sunday 13

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Laetita Casta

Long legged Beauty

Laetitia Casta was born in Pont-Audemer Normandy in 1978. Though she felt Awkward when she was in school her luck began to change. When she was 15 years old she was discovered by a photographer and agent from a top modeling agency. She has modeled for Guess, Sports Illustrated, and Victoria’s secret. She has even had a small role in the film “Asterix & Obelix. Laetitia had also become a spokesperson for Loreal, Dior and Chanel. She has also been credited with bringing back voluptuous models during the time when models Kate Moss thin were the trend.

Sexy Sunday 12


Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson was born in New York, New York in 1984. She also has a twin brother. Scarlett started her movie career when she was very young and had a role in the “Horse Whisperer.” She has been romantically connected to Benecio Tel Toro, Jared Leto, and Derek Jeter. In September of 2008 Johansson married Actor Ryan Reynolds. She has been in a number of movies including, The Perfect score, Match Point, and Vicky Christina Barcelona to name a few. In 2008 she also released her first album “Anywhere I Lay My Head.”

Sexy Sunday 11


The incredibly beautiful.

Tricia Helfer.

Tricia Helfer was born in Donalda Alberta in 1974. She is an actress and model and has posed for magazines such as Elle, Vogue and cosmopolitan. Tricia is married to Jonathan Marshall an entertainment lawyer. Helfer has produced and hosted the first season of Canada’s Next Top Model but didn’t stay for the second because she wanted to focus on her role in Battlestar Gallatica.

Lacking Quality

It seems I have hit a wall. I have lost the ability to write any post. I don’t have enough time anymore. I have swayed away from what Malewail was supposed to be. I wanted to write post regarding men’s issues.  But all I write about are contest, money making, Entrecard and other general crap. Although I did win a few contests, and the prizes were great.

Where content is supposed to king, Malewail is lacking good quality content. So I am looking for any advice or ideas from the readers out there. What should Malewail write about? Should I get Guest Bloggers? Do anyone want to be a guest blogger or a regular blogger on Malewail?

Sexy Sunday 10

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Natalia Oreiro

Very Sexy Latin Pop Star.

Natalia Oreiro is a model, actress, and singer born in La Figurita in 1977. She began to study theatre at age 8 and between the ages of 12-16 she recorded many commercials. She is one of South America’s most promising stars. Oreiro has been nominated for a Latin Grammy and has been on the small screen. Oreiro married Ricardo Mollo a front man in an Argentinean rock band in 2001.