Why’s of Men

All 8 Why’s of Men Was left in my Facebook inbox. Thought I should share them.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don’t have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don’t stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and cause a vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don’t know ….. It has never happened)

( C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

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Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller was born in Santa Cruz California in 1978. In high school was a star volleyball player. She got her first modeling gig when she appeared in Perfect 10 magazine. Although appearing in a couple spreads for the magazine she didn’t feel like her career was getting anywhere. In 2001 she had a chance meeting with photographer Mario Testino on a beach. He was mesmerized by her and took some pictures. He offered her a chance to become a model and at the advice of her mother took the opportunity. In 2001 she appeared in Sports Illustrated and later modeled lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. As she became more popular she appeared on Vogue, Fitness, shape, and did more work for Sports Illustrated. In 2004 she was a guest judge on the short lived reality show Manhunt. In that same year she showed off her surfing skills at a celebrity edition of the Kelly Slater Surf Invitational and won 2nd place. Marissa also proved how caring she is by helping raise funds for the victims of Katrina. She made her debut in the coveted Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and she is one of the most celebrated models.

I’m here to do something.

I wonder sometimes about the meaning of life, one person’s own life’s destiny. Some people do great things are remembered through the sands of time while other’s lead incredibly unremarkable lives and are never known. Not in their present day and then they are certainly forgotten almost immediately following death, sometimes even sooner than that.

Henry Ford, John Rockefeller, JFK, Babe Ruth, Bill Gates, Benjamin Franklin, Jesus Christ, yada, yada, yada and the list goes on as far as it is varied in the reasons why the names are there to begin with.

Each and everyone of their lives had obvious meaning but what about me, what’s my life’s meaning? My footprint? I’m nobody special, I have never done anything to be globally remembered. Am I destined to be the footprint that the sand will blow over and cover before long?

What if the meaning of my life has already been taken care of? What if when I was in grade six, when I kicked a kid in my class in the nuts – who was following me and a friend to closely – and ruptured one of his testicles. What if that prevented him from having kids and reproducing.

I don’t know where he is now or even where he was the next year. I think his name was Steven, he moved away pretty soon after that . Our class got him a New Kids on the Block cassette (1988) as a going away present so he may not have been planning to have kids anyway.

What if that was it, my one contribution to the world, for better or for worse, that was why I am here, and now I’m coasting through life with no real direction because my calling has been answered.

You know what I think? I think there is plenty of time left *knocks on wood* for me to push ahead and forge a new destiny for myself. Something great, a lasting legacy and if all else fails I could shoot the President.

But would that be better than being a forgotten name and an even longer forgotten face? Known in infamy, not fame. Probably not., I wouldn’t want to be someone like Lee Harvey Oswald and James Wilks Booth yet their memories, at least in name, live on.

What if that annoying kid with the NKOTB cassette in sixth grade can still have kids?

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Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl was born in Washington DC in 1978. Katherine was the youngest of four children and grew up in New Canaan Connecticut. When she was just nine an aunt took pictures of her and sent them to a New York modeling agency soon after she was posing for magazines and catalogue ads followed by commercials. In 94 she got her first leading role in My Father the Hero. She then played a role in Under Siege 2 , and the Bride of Chucky. After high school Katherine joined the cast of Roswell. Once the show was cancelled she did some minor work until she got signed for Grey’s Anatomy which gave her much deserved attention. Since then she’s been in more successful movies such as Knocked up, and 27 Dresses and The Ugly Truth. In 2007 she married Josh Kelley.

Back to the Diamond

What do you do when you feel someone in a position of authority is taking advantage of you? Do you sit back feeling that you are powerless to do anything about it or do you take matters into your own hands regardless of the consequences?

In a Class AAA State championship high school baseball game in Cartersville, Georgia, pitcher Cody Martinfelt that home plate umpire was calling the balls and strikes unfairly and in fact had rung him and his teammates up for 9 consecutive strikeouts against..

Trailing 7-1 in the 4th inning Martin, allegedly conspired with catcher Matt Hill to send a message to the umpire by introducing him to a fastball up close and personal.

When Martin goes into his windup Hill has positioned himself at home with his glove hand high. As the ball is released, Hill drop’s down into the dirt ‘expecting’ a curveball and a fastball sails clear over his head smashing the home plate umpire directly in the facemask, rocking him back and forth slightly but ultimately cause no real damage, maybe a small headache later on that evening.

Martin and Hill deny planning it and claim it was a “mixup” of the signals.

Georgia High School Association executive director Ralph Swearngin however, after watching video of the incident believed the act was premeditated and fined the school $1000 while placing the baseball team on “severe warning status.”

The hometown fans however may have agreed with the players assesment, visible applauses and horn toots are heard immediately following the incident from what would have been a pretty lifeless crowd at this point in the game.

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Grace Park

Grace Park

Grace Park was born in Los Angeles California in 1979. When she was 22 months her family moved to Canada. She earned her degree in psychology from the University of Victoria. She started out with modeling and then made an appearance in the film Romeo Must Die that same year she landed a role on the TV series Edgemont. Between 2001 and 2002 she made guest appearances on Dark Angel, The Immortal, and The Outer Limits. In 2003 she started working on the hit show Battlestar Galactica and continued with guest roles on numerous shows. Grace Park currently lives in Vancouver with her husband.

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