New Releases December 16, 2008

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Sexy Sunday 58

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Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos was born in Medford Massachusetts in 1978. At 18 she won Miss Massachusetts Teen U.S.A. Her parents wanted her to take on something more practical then acting but Maria liked performing and producing. She performed in a few independent films and then went to Emerson College where she learned some journalism. In 2001 she earned herself a spot on Channel One news and even got a one-on-one interview with President George Bush. While at a pageant she met Entertainment Tonight co-host Bob Goen and took the opportunity. By 2002 Maria was a reporter on ET. Her superiors were very impressed with her they offered her the chance to work on MTV and VH1. By 2005 she quit ET and decided to pursue acting. She got a deal with NBC/Universal that would enable her to act and work on TV. She got a big break in the movie Fantastic 4. Maria has since split her time on The Today Show, and Access Hollywood. She has even had small roles on TV shows like Without a Trace, One Tree Hill, and Scrubs.

Jokes 12-11-08

A young executive is leaving the office late one evening when he finds the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in her hand.
“Listen,” says the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” says the young executive. He turns the machine on, puts the paper in, and hits the start button.
“Thanks.” says the CEO as her paper disappears inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”

Q: Why didn’t John Denver take a shower before flying?
A: He figured he could just wash up onshore.

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him.
“What is it?” sighs the president.
“It’s this abortion bill. What do you want to do about it?” the aide asks.
“Go ahead and pay it,” says the president.

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise.
He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screams, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to…to…cut it off, are you?”
The husband shakes his head and hands him the hacksaw. “Nope—you are. I’m just going to set the garage on fire.”

The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the county and state championships. The day before the nationals, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler, comes into his office.
“Coach,” she says, “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.“
“Oh my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”
“Down to my balls,” she replies, “and that’s another thing I wanted to talk to you about…”

New Releases December 9, 2008

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Sexy Sunday 57

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Kristen Dunst

Kirsten Dunst was born in Point Pleasant New Jersey in 1982. By the age of 3 Kirsten was filming TV commercials and has done more then 70 of them. In 1989 she appeared in Woody Allen’s New York Stories soon after Kirsten and her mother and brother moved to California. In 1994 she made a break through performance in Interview with a Vampire. In the next few years she stared in Little Women, Jumanji and small soldiers. In 2002 she hit it big when she got the role of Mary Jane Watson in the Spiderman series. Other of Kirsten’s movies role include Mona Lisa’s Smile, Levity, Bring it on, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Elizabeth Town, Marie Antoinette, and many others.

Jokes 12-04-08

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”
The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

Leaving the poker party, late as usual, two friends compared notes. “I can never fool my wife,” the first complained. “I turn off the car’s engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom. But she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone.”
“You’ve got the wrong technique, my friend,” his buddy replied. “I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on my wife’s ass, and ask, ’How ’bout a little?’ and she pretends to be asleep.”

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”
“Shut up,” she says. “You’re next.”

If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him…is he still wrong?

Did you hear about the new paint color that’s coming out?
It’s called blonde.
It’s not very bright, but it spreads easy.

New Releases December 2, 2008

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Sexy Sunday 56

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt was born in Waco Texas in 1979. When she moved to California with her mother she got her first acting gig and become a regular on the Disney show “Kids Incorporated.” During this time Hewitt also appeared in commercials for products like Mattel, and L.A Gear. In 1991 Hewitt first album was release in Japan. In 1992 she got a role in the film “Munchie.” In 1993 she was in Sister Act 2. In 1995 she released her second album, that same year she landed the role of Sarah Reeves on the TV show Party of Five. It was only suppose to be a minor role but Jennifer became a main character on the show. In 1996 she released a third album and worked on the movie House Arrest. Many movies followed I Know What You Did Last Summer, Trojan Wars, Can’t Hardly Wait, I Know What You Did Last Summer 2 and the Suburban’s. One Season before the series finale of Party Of Five, Hewitt left to create the spin off Time Of Your Life which found Sarah moving to New York in search of her real father. However the show bombed and only lasted one season. Since then she’s been in Heartbreakers, Tuxedo, and Garfield. In 2005 she earned the main role on the TV show Ghost Whisperer. In 2007 Jennifer got engaged to Ross McCall while the two were vacationing in Hawaii.

Jokes 11-27-08

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. What’s the definition of trust?
A. Getting a blow job from your cannibal girlfriend.

Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry her.

Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. When his hand caught on fire.

New Releases November 25, 2008

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