Money Saving Tips 16-20

Sign up for all the free customer reward programs. You may think it’s pointless to sign up for reward programs at a store you don’t shop at often but it will eventually benefit you. Use your Gmail address and collect all the cards then consistently check that account for any extra coupons.

Use the 30 day rule. If you are thinking about making a purchase that is unnecessary wait 30 days and then ask yourself if you really want to buy it. Chances are the urge will have passed and you’ll have saved yourself lots of money.

Call your credit card company and ask them to reduce your interest rate. Every year people lose hundreds of dollars just paying the interest off their card. Take your card and call the number on the back tell them you want a reduction on your interest rate. If you don’t get through to them the first time ask to speak to a supervisor and tell them that if they won’t work with you that you will take your business elsewhere.

Clean out your closet. Go through your dressers and closet. Look for anything that you don’t wear or don’t want anymore. Then you can have a yard sale or donate it for a tax reduction. This way you will get rid of clutter and get some extra cash.

Drink more water. Not only does drinking water have health benefits it can also have financial benefits as well. Drinking water is good for your skin and digestion. It will also fill you up so if you enjoy a cup of water before your meal you’re less likely to eat as much.

Sexy Sunday 65

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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was born in Dallas Texas in 1980. She grew up in the small town of Richardson. Her father Joe is a psychologist and served as a youth minister at a local Baptist church. This allowed Jessica to partake in church activities and sing in the church Choir. At age 12 she auditioned for the Mickey Mouse Club but didn’t get the job. She returned to Richardson with her father as her manager. She went on the road with her father and would perform through churches. She also sold her home recorded albums. Everyone was charmed by her voice and news of the talented Jessica soon reached Tommy Mottola who was stunned by her vocal skills. In 1999 she released the album “Sweet Kisses.” She joined the boy band 98 Degrees on their tour and fell in love with one of the singers Nick Lachey. Their romance helped make their duet “Where You Are” Successful. In 2001 she released her album Irresistible which was very successful. In 2002 Nick and Jessica got married. MTV offered the couple their own reality show and in 2003 Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica debuted. It was a great hit and went on for 3 seasons. In 2003 Jessica also released her third album In This Skin. Around the time of her marriage Jessica appeared on the Twilight zone as well as a few episodes of That 70’s Show. In 2005 she made her big screen debut as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard and in 2006 she appeared in Employee of the Month. During the start of her film career her and Nick filed for divorce and it was finalized in 2005. In 2006 she released her fifth album A Public Affair. Since Lachey she dated John mayer and had a relationship with Tony Romo who later dumped Jessica. She has also since released her first country album.

Super Snacks

Are you having your friends over to watch the big game? Putting out bowls of chips and cheesies. Lots of finger foods. Maybe order up a pizza or two. Well you should make some of your own snacks to serve during the big game. Here’s a list of some things you can make yourself.

Maybe you want to check out 10 interesting ways to cook bacon. Or maybe you have some crockpot recipes to try out. They are the kitchen gadget every man needs.
Hopefully you can use some of these ideas. And have an awesome Superbowl party.

Tasty Seven Layer Taco Dip

7-layer-taco-dip

You will need:

1 (1 ounce) package taco  seasoning mix
1 (16 ounce) can refried beans
1 (8 ounce) pack cream cheese softened
1 (16 ounce) container sour cream
1 (16 ounce) jar of salsa
1 large tomato, chopped
1 green bell pepper, chopped
1 bunch of green onion
1 small head iceberg lettuce, shredded
1 (6 ounce) can sliced black olives, drained
2 cups shredded cheddar cheese

Directions:

In a bowl, mix the packet of taco seasoning with the can of refried beans. Place at the bottom of a large serving platter.

Combine cream cheese and sour cream in a bowl then layer on top of the refried beans.

Then top with salsa, tomato, green pepper, green onions and lettuce. Sprinkle cheddar cheese on top and garnish with the black olives.

Serve immediately.

Note: A 9×13 inch container should do the trick.
To lower fat content replace sour cream and cream cheese with reduce fat sour cream and cream cheese.

Buffalo Chicken Wings

buffalo-chicken-wingsYou Will need:

Oil for deep frying
1/4 cup butter
1/4 cup hot sauce
dash ground black pepper
dash garlic powder
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 tsp salt
10 chicken wings

Directions:

Heat oil in deep fryer to 375 F. There should be enough oil to cover the chicken wings. Next mix the butter, hot sauce, pepper, garlic powder in a small pan . Heat on low. Once butter is melted and mixture is blended take off heat.

In a bowl mix flour, paprika, cayenne pepper and salt. Place chicken wings on baking sheet and coat even with flour mixture. Cover and refrigerate for 60-90 minutes.

Fry coated wings in oil 10-15 minutes or until they turn brown. Remove from heat place in serving bowl. Pour hot sauce mixture over top and coat evenly. Serve.

How to Keep the Spice In Your Love Life

You can spend the rest of your life with one person and make love to them in hundreds of different ways. There are many ways to be creative so you’ll never have to be bored.

Be erotic and romantic. It brings a smile to your face when he sends chocolate or flowers so why not send him something in return. Send him a nice bottle of wine or champagne and include a note about why he deserves such gifts.

Do your homework. Go to any good bookstore and invest in some good quality sex books. You don’t have to read through the entire book but you can pull one out when you are feeling adventurous or want to change things up. Pick a new position or a type of fantasy and do it. You can even buy some steamy novels and read excerpts to each other.

Have a picnic in bed. Light up the bedroom with some candles and lie in your bathrobes and slippers. Serve some chilled wine and cut up pieces of fruit and other finger foods and hand feed each other. You can even give each other a massage well an erotic video plays in the background.

Have sex throughout the day. Some women can achieve multiple orgasms but that doesn’t mean a man would not want to experience the same thing. Make love in the morning then an hour or two later pull him back into bed for a second round.

Be a sex slave for him/her. Their birthday or another special event is looming and you’re strapped for cash. Instead of buying a gift offer to spend the entire day pleasuring him/her.

Flirt. Even if you have been together for years it doesn’t mean you can’t flirt. When we flirt our bodies receive natural stimulants sending us through an emotional high. Pretend like you have just met and act sexy.

Write sexy notes. Write about what you want to do to her or why you love her so much and sneak the notes in her purse or makeup bag. Anywhere she would see it.

Be his mistress. If he’s going to have an affair you better make sure it’s with you. Set up a date and meet for lunch at a hotel bar. Then go to your hotel room and have wild and hot sex.

Kiss. Sometimes when people get into relationships they stop kissing or don’t kiss as they used to when they first met. Gently caress each other and kiss passionately. It doesn’t have to be on just the lips each. You can kiss her on the neck, down the small of her back or on the stomach. Be creative.

Keep the clothes. When you are wearing your clothes press your bodies together and grind. Let her rub against your leg.

Push. For many women it is possible to achieve orgasm by pushing down on the penis with her vaginal muscles.

Keep your eyes open and the lights on. Watch what is happening when you are having sex. Watch your penis moving in and out of her. Look at the pleasure in her facial expressions.

Be Unpredictable. You have sex every Saturday night you climb into bed. Why not surprise him/her by cuddling them from behind when they are reading or washing up.

Late night calls. Away on business? Next time you call her up late at night skip the normal stuff and instead talk about all the things you want to do to her and the things you are going to do to her the next time you are together.

Try new things. Have a bubble bath or shower together, Give a foot or back rub, or even take each others clothes off without using your hands.

Show your excitement. If you are excited show him or even tell him how excited he’s making you feel.

Family Guy Quotes 2

Auctioneer:  Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioneer: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

(Joe falls out of his chair and is about to fall farther into the sewer when Lois catches him.)
Lois: I can’t hold on much longer!
Joe: Lois, pretend I’m one of your children!
(Joe starts to slip)
Joe: Not Meg!!
(Lois pulls Joe to safety)

Wilford Brimley: Hi, I’m Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can’t sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe, and took it out on the dog. And Two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream, and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife’s been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Cleveland: All he needs is another lemon snow cone.
Peter: No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn’t taste like lemon, it tasted more like… oh you guys are asses!

Chris: I don’t care what she says, I’m never going back!
Brian: Look you can’t run away from your problems Chris. That’s what I tried to do. I joined the peace corps and a day later I was two continents away.
Chris: Really?
Brian: Yep, but 6,000 miles and all the dope I could smoke still couldn’t separate me from my problems. And this was good dope. I mean it was growing everywhere. Oh my God! This one time we got so baked we ended up eating all the food at the food the World Health Organization had airlifted in. Oh man those villagers were so pissed! They tried to chase us, but lemme just say thank God for polio.

Credit to www.familyguyquotes.com

Crazy Laws 6

In Rhode Island no one is permitted to bite off another persons leg.
In Arkansas dogs are not allowed to bark after 6 pm.
In Florida men cannot be publicly seen in a strapless gown.
In Kansas no one can wear a bee in the hat.
In Vermont it is illegal to deny the existence of god.

New Releases January 27, 2009

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New release listings for Blu-ray and Playstation 3.

Blu-ray

  • Any Given Sunday – Director’s Cut (Warner)
  • The Bourne Trilogy (Universal)
  • Dead & Buried (Blue Underground)
  • Death Trance (Tokyo Shock)
  • Groundhog Day (Sony)
  • Hulk Vs. (Lionsgate)
  • Lakeview Terrace (Sony)
  • Open Season 2 (Sony)
  • The Pink Panther (1963) (Fox)
  • Pride & Glory (Warner)
  • The Rocker (Fox)
  • RockNRolla (Warner)
  • Stomp Live (Well Go USA)
  • Vicky Cristina Barcelona (The Weinstein)
  • Zodiac: Director’s Cut (Paramount)

Playstation 3

  • Afro Samurai

Trouble With Plugins

Malewail was down most of the day. Apparently one of my plugins have taken down the site. I will have to go through them one by one and find out which one it was. Malewail will be back to normal soon.

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