Affordable Valentine’s Ideas

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Valentine’s day is just around the corner. For many people money is tight and it’s hard not to get discouraged by how commercialized it has become. It seems Company’s are telling you that the only present worth getting is jewellery, but don’t listen to them. You can still do something sweet for valentine’s day and not have to spend a lot of money. If you have a spouse that really loves and cares about you they will be appreciative of whatever you decide to do. As long as you take the time to put some thought into it. Below are some ideas that you can consider.

Instead of going out to a busy restaurant make a home cooked meal at home. If you want to get really fancy plan out a five course meal consisting of a soup, appetizer, salad, main course and dessert.

Make her a mixed CD of some of her favourite music.

Buy her a dozen of her favourite flowers.

Offer to watch the romantic movies she likes even if you don’t particularly like them.

Decorate the bathroom with some candles and draw her a nice bubble bath.

Light some candles and give her a massage with scented oils.

Buy a decorative notebook and write down love notes and reasons you love her.

Leave love notes all over the house.

Lie a fluffy blanket on the ground in your living room and have a picnic with a bunch of finger foods like cut up fruit, and chocolates.

Write her a poem or love letter.

Go for a stroll in the park.

Get photos done at a inexpensive studio.

If your spouse listens to the radio, dedicate a song to them

Make breakfast in bed.

Family Guy Quotes 4

Peter talking to the camera:…but I’ll tell you what’s not cool-killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there’s no reason to kill them, ‘cause most of them are already dead inside… Good night, folks!

Lois: Peter tell Chris that women are not objects!
Peter: Your mother’s right Chris, listen to what it says.

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by “read” you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

Peter: Okay, okay, I have an idea. I’ll be Charlie and you could all by my angels. (Turns to look at an ugly woman) Except for you, you be Bosley.

Lois: Good, I don’t have to cook.
Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we’ll throw it out. I don’t want you to get rusty.

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Crazy Laws 8

In Tennessee hollow logs may not be sold.
In Louisiana a person can be jailed for up to 20 years if caught urinated in the city’s water supply.
In Wyoming it is illegal to ski while under the influence of alcohol.
In Washington it is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
In Oregon an adult may not show a minor works of art that depict sexual excitement.

New Releases February 10, 2009

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New release listings for Blu-ray and Playstation 3.


  • Amadeus: Director’s Cut (Warner)
  • Boondock Saints (Fox)
  • Chocolate (Magnolia)
  • Donnie Darko (Fox)
  • Doom (Universal)
  • Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13 / Bojack Returns (FUNimation)
  • Frozen River (Sony)
  • A History of Violence (Warner)
  • IMAX: Grand Canyon Adventure – River at Risk (Image)
  • IMAX: Super Speedway (Image)
  • Miracle at St. Anna (Walt Disney)
  • My Name is Bruce (Image)
  • Nights in Rodanthe (Warner)
  • The Pelican Brief (Warner)
  • Pretty Woman (Walt Disney)
  • Raging Bull (MGM)
  • The Rundown (Universal)
  • Soul Men (2008) (Weinstein)
  • Street Fighter (Universal)
  • A Time to Kill (Warner)
  • W. (Lionsgate)
  • The Way of War (First Look)
  • When Weather Changed History (Madacy)

Playstation 3

  • F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
  • Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection
  • X-Blades
  • Flower

Money Saving Tips 21-25

Diligently turn off the lights when you leave the house. How many times have you left the house with the lights on to run errands for a couple hours, or even just gardening in the yard. Sometimes we forget or are in a rush and don’t turn off the lights. However by taking a little extra time and effort you can save money on your electrical bill.

Look through your books, music and DVDs and swap the ones you don’t want. PaperBackSwap  allows you to trade your music, books and DVDs online. The benefit of this is you can get rid of stuff you don’t want and get an entire new collection mailed to your house.

Use yard sales to your advantage. Sometimes you can actually find useful stuff at yard sales. Another benefit is if your patiently and polite you can usually negotiate a lower price.

Buy appliances because they are reliable not because they are the cheapest in the store. You may have to shell out a little extra money then you may like but if you think about the benefits long term it is well worth it. For example buy a front end loader washer. They use less water and soap which cuts down on your energy bill and grocery bill. Spending a couple hundred dollars extra will pay off in a few months.

Regularly clean your car’s air filter. Cleaning your air filter can save you up to 7% on gas mileage which can save you over $100 for everything 10, 000 miles in an average vehicle.

Sexy Sunday 66


Faith Hill

Faith Hill was born in Jackson Mississippi in 1967 but raised in the small town of Star by her adoptive parents. Faith began to sing at an early age and showcased her talent family gatherings and local events. At age 19 she moved to Nashville in hopes of making it as a star. Faith got her break when she was at work at a publishing company. One of the writers caught her singing and convinced her to create a demo tape. Soon Faith met songwriter Gary Burr and became one of his backup singers. A representative of Warner Bros heard her sing at one of Gary’s shows and the company quickly signed her. Her first album Take Me As I am was released in 1993 and was a big hit. In 1995 she released her second album It Matters to Me which went 4x platinum. Soon after she began touring with Tim McGraw the two fell in love and faith called off her engagement to her former producer. Tim and Faith were married in 1996 and have 3 daughters. In 1998 Faith gravitated towards more of a pop sound and released her 3rd album Faith. The following year she would go on to release her 4th album Breath. In 2000 Faith and Tim went on tour together and it proved to be one of the most successful tours of the year. In 2004 she decided to try out acting and was in the movie the Stepford Wives. Faith decided she wanted to go back to music and released Fireflies. In 2006 she and Tim went on tour again and it was recorded as the highest grossing country music tour of all time. That same year Faith was under scrutiny for making angry faces when Carrie Underwood won Female Vocalist of the Year. Faith later claimed it was just a joke. In 2007 she released 2 more successful albums, one being for the holidays.

Top 10 Female Sex Fantasies

You may think women don’t fantasize or that they only fantasize about gentle love making by a fire with rose petals scattered all around. However you may be pleasantly surprised at what is really going on in their head. Keep in mind that every woman is different so while this may be the fantasy of one it may not be suitable when it comes to your significant other. One of the best things you can do is have an open conversation to talk about her feelings and gauge her reactions.

Number 10: Dominating you.

Women love big, strong men but sometimes they want to control that big strong man to the point where he is begging her for that sexual release. One scenario would be to tie you to a bed while she pleasures you with her mouth. This way she is in control and has your attention focused on what shes doing and her sexy body.

Number 9: You dominating her.

This fantasy takes on the realm of the modern day woman who is independent and wants a man who knows what he wants. Women in this case fantasy about you grabbing her and pushing her against the wall or pinning her down on the bed as you penetrate her deeply.

Number 8: Student with a teacher.

Not only do you want to see her in the short school girl skirt and pig tails she also wants to dress up in front of you. She’ll act playful and sexy trying to get you to break your boundaries as a “teacher”.

Number 7: Having sex with a stranger.

Most normal women wouldn’t dare just sleep with a stranger but don’t think they have fantasized about it. Lots of women enjoy the idea of being able to meet a stranger and have hot sex without any strings attached.

Number 6: Threesome with another woman.

Though this isn’t an unrealistic fantasy most women have thought about being with another woman however in most cases you’ll only get to watch and won’t get any playtime. That’s because most women don’t want to see their boyfriend touch a hot woman. By having you watch she not only gets to explore her curious side she doesn’t have to worry about sharing or jealousy.

Number 5: A threesome with two men.

Number 4: Voyeurism.
She enjoys the thought of watching people get it on for the same reasons you do. Maybe she fantasizes about spying on the horny neighbours or even watching a full blown orgy.

Number 3: Rape.

This is a questionable one, but many women like the idea of being able to fantasize about rape mainly because they are safe and don’t have to suffer the trauma or guilt that would normally occur. Her fantasy could be a simple as a man carrying her to his bedroom she protest as he rips her clothes off and massages and caresses her in arousing ways then when he penetrates her she has an explosive orgasm. This doesn’t mean that no means yes! If you were to act out this scenario be sure you talk about it first. Make sure you know the rules and that your girlfriend is comfortable with it. If she isn’t comfortable then DON’T do it.

Number 2: Exhibitionism.

The though of making porn flicks may make her cringe, but that does not mean she has not fantasized about just that at one time in her life. However most women are far to body conscious to be comfortable experimenting.

Number 1: Private Dancer.

Most woman aren’t courageous enough to dance around naked. That doesn’t mean the idea of dancing around naked for you doesn’t arouse her. By seeing your enjoyment it lets her know that you find her attractive and seeing your erection will let her know that not only are you turned on but she has control over you.

Some of these fantasies can turn into reality but remember to have an open discussion and not to push anything. If she wants act out one of these fantasies then great but if she doesn’t then tough luck.

Family Guy Quotes 3

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press charges sexual harassment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah… Is that the one we video taped taking a dump.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied gaflavity with my googus. And I am Sorry.

Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well, that would just leave England.

Stewie: If your teachers ask about your bruises, what do you tell them?
Chris: (crying): I got hit by a baseball.

Peter: Ok, here’s another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can keep only one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That’s…that’s not a riddle. That’s…that’s just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

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Crazy Laws 7

In Oregon it is illegal to place a container of fecal matter on the side of the high way.
In Maine you are not permitted to step out of a plane in flight.
In New Hampshire it is illegal to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
In Connecticut town records can not be kept where liquor is sold.
In South Carolina fortune tellers must obtain a special permit from the state.

New Releases February 3, 2009

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New release listings for Blu-ray and Playstation 3.


  • Being There [Blu-ray] (Warner)
  • Clerks II [Blu-ray] (Weinstein)
  • Trilogy Live in Berlin [Blu-ray] (Eagle Rock)
  • Friday the 13th [Blu-ray] (Paramount)
  • Jeff Dunham – Arguing With Myself (Image)
  • k.d. lang: Live in London (Image)
  • Little Miss Sunshine [Blu-ray] (Fox)
  • Napoleon Dynamite [Blu-ray] (Fox)
  • Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist (+ BD Live) [Blu-ray] (Sony)
  • Office Space [Blu-ray] (Fox)
  • Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway [Blu-ray] (Sony)
  • The Secret Life of Bees [Blu-ray] (Fox)
  • Sex Drive [Blu-ray] (Summit)
  • Sideways [Blu-ray] (Fox)
  • Space Cowboys [Blu-ray] (Walt Disney)
  • Taxi Driver [Blu-ray] (Sony)
  • Zack and Miri Make a Porno [Blu-ray] (Weinstein)

Playstation 3

  • Sorry No new release