Sexy Sunday 81

Corrie Loftin

Corrie Loftin was born in Dallas Texas in 1985. She appeared on Girls Gone Wild and then appeared as a contestant on Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. Corrie also has posed for Playboy under the Alias Davin Lexen.

Basic Crepes

Serves: 4

Ingredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 eggs
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1/4 tsp salt
2 tbsp melted butter

Directions:
In a mixing bowl gradually mix together the flour and eggs. Slowly stir in the milk and water. Add salt and butter beat until batter is smooth.

Heat frying pan over medium high heat. Ladle or pour batter using approximately 1/4 of a cup per crepe. Tilt pan in a circular motion so the batter evenly coats the pan. Cook 2 minutes per side or until golden brown.

Serve with syrup, jam or your favourite fruit.

Family Guy Quotes 12

(Peter and Brian are setting up a crib for the expected baby.)
Brian: Insert Rod A into Rod Support B.
Peter: That’s what she–
Brian: If you say that’s what she said one more time I’m gonna pop you.

<p class=”note”>Brian: Gosh, I’d like to help you, Peter, but I’ve got to go out into the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about five minutes.</p>

Meg: I can’t believe he’s over me!
Mort: I can’t believe I’m out 34 grand!
Peter: I can’t believe its not butter! Stick around! More Family Guy coming up!

<p class=”note”>Trisha Takanawa: Thank you, Diane. Sex. Some people have it anonymously. What kind of person would do that you might ask? Well, I’m about to find out. I’ve just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar and he’s in the bathroom right now, possibly doing drugs. Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in-depth and undercover.
(Quagmire walks into the room in his boxers and lays down on the bed.)
Quagmire: I’ve never had a Spanish chick before! O-LE!!!</p>

Gun Advocate: Guns don’t kill people, dangerous minorities do.

Simpsons Quotes 4

Marge (on radio): Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that’s over. I was worried for a little bit.

Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there’s too many fat children.

Bart: What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump over, but can’t quite make it.

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Homer: It’s true, I’m a Rageaholic…..I just can’t live without Rageahol.

New Releases May 19, 2009

Blu-ray Disc
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New release listings for Blu-ray and Playstation 3.

Blu-ray

  • 24: Season 7 (Fox)
  • Batman (1989) (Warner)
  • A Bug’s Life (Walt Disney)
  • Changing Lanes (Paramount)
  • Circle of Iron (Blue Underground)
  • Dr. Doolittle: Million Dollar Mutts (Fox)
  • Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn/Wrath of the Dragon (FUNimation)
  • Driven to Kill (Fox)
  • Eden Log (Magnolia)
  • Enemy at the Gates (Paramount)
  • It Could Happen to You (Sony)
  • Lions for Lambs (MGM)
  • The Machinist (Paramount)
  • My Bloody Valentine 3-D (Lionsgate)
  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Sony)
  • Paycheck (Paramount)
  • Sisterhood (Cinevolve)
  • Spy Game (Universal)
  • Terminator 2: Complete Collector’s Set (Lionsgate)
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day – Skynet Edition (Lionsgate)
  • Three Days of the Condor (Paramount)
  • True Blood: The Complete First Season (HBO)
  • Valkyrie (MGM)
  • WWE: Wrestlemania 25th Anniversary (WWE)

Playstation 3

  • Bionic Commando
  • Rock Band Track Pack: Classic Rock
  • Terminator Salvation
  • UFC 2009 Undisputed


Money Saving Tips 91-95

Eat less meat. Meat can be very expensive especially when you compare it to the costs of fruits and vegetables. Change your meals so they include more fruits and veggies and put less emphasis on the meat.

Air seal your home. Homes that have air leaks can cost you lots of money. Be sure to check all your doors and windows before the cold hits and fix any problem areas.

Have surge protection. There’s no doubt that you use your electronics a lot. They are also probably some of the most expensive products you own. Power surges can easily damage your equipment so spend the money for the basic surge protect so you don’t end up paying thousands of dollars to replace your electronics.

Cut down on the amount you spend during your vacations. Instead of taking extravagant trips pack up the car and family  and see some of the nearby sights. Camp out a couple of nights for extra adventure.

Exercise more. Go for a walk and stretch your muscles or any other exercise that is affordable. Not only will you have more money you will also improve your health.

Sexy Sunday 80

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian was born in Los Angeles California in 1980. Her father was a lawyer for the O.J Simpson trial. Her and her siblings lived a very privileged life. Kim was befriended by Paris Hilton and has other major connections including Nick Lachey, Nick Cannon, Ben Roethlisberger and Damon Thomas whom she married from 2000-2004. However it was her relationship with Ray J that has gained the most attention. The two had a sex tape that was leaked and sold to a porn company for 1 million dollars. She denies having any involvement in the leak and believes that Ray J wasn’t involved either. Kim is also part owner of a clothing store which she operates with her sisters. Kim is also the star of the reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians which first aired in 2007. She also appeared in Playboy that same year.

Oven Baked French Fries

Serves 4

Ingredients:
4 large golden yellow potatoes
4 tbsp melted butter
2 tsp paprika
2 tsp garlic powder
2 tsp chilli powder
2 tsp onion powder

Directions:

Preheat oven to about 425 F

Cut potatoes into wedges. Brush melted butter over top both sides of the wedges. Add spices and place on baking sheet.

Bake for around 45  minutes or until golden brown.

Family Guy Quotes 11

Vanessa: Chris you have to put your parents into a home! Don’t you ever want to inherit this Fu**ing house?!?
Chris: Now Vanessa, don’t swear around Pablo.
Vanessa: Oh that little shit’s from Guam or something. He probably only speaks Spanish.
Stewie (Pablo): Hey “Nessa”—a bullet sounds the same in every language so stuff a sock in it cow!

Chris: I don’t want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He’s my friend. His name is Doug.
Brian: I just wish I didn’t have to look at it.
Chris: Well, we have to look at your ANUS all day!
Stewie: Thank you!

Lois: Okay here we go, “What color is a fire truck?”
Peter: Aww, oh God I always get these. Umm…okay..uhh…all right…fire truck…fire truck…fire truck fire truck fire truck. What color are those red fire trucks? Uhh..Oh god I can picture them now…all red and everything.

(Stewie is eating dirt)
Stewie: I say Rupert, these crumpets you’ve prepared are positively divine! Mmm, excellent texture, provocative suppore , try another you say? Well, aren’t I the wicked one?!
Lois: Stewie, don’t eat dirt, it’s disgusting.
Stewie: Oh and I suppose those bilious curds you force fed me from your teet  were perfectly fine then!

Lois: Aren’t you upset that your wife cheated on you with your best friend?
Cleveland: Better with Quagmire than someone she could get a disease from.

Crazy Laws 20

In the Uk it is illegal for a boy under 10 to see a mannequin naked.
In Sweden prostitution is legal however obtaining the services of a prostitute is illegal.
In Isreal picking your nose on the Sabbath is illegal
In Singapore it is illegal to pee in an elevator.
In Australia children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.

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