Cries of the Egotistical Male

  • Deep Fried Strawberries with Custard Sauce

    Ingredients: Custard: 4 cups half and half 1/2 cup sugar 1 tsp vanilla 5 egg yolks (save the whites) Strawberries: 36 strawberries 2 cups flour 1/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp sugar 1 1/2 cups budweiser beer 5 egg whites cream of tartar oil fry frying powdered sugar Directions: Custard: Scald the 4 cups of half…

  • Deep Fried Tofu

    Ingredients: 10 white tofu 1 egg 1/4 tsp pepper 1/2 tsp salt 50 grams flour oil for frying Directions: Beat the eggs and mix in the salt and pepper. Dip the tofu pieces and flour into the mixture. Heat oil in the pan and gently place the tofu pieces in the pan. Fry until they…

  • Deep Fried Banana’s

    Ingredients: 1 cup flour 1 tsp sugar 1 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1 tbsp ground cinnamon 2 eggs 1/2 cup milk 2 tbsp oil 5 ripe bananas Directions: Beat together the eggs, milk and oil. Next add sugar, flour and salt, whisk together the ingredients until smooth. Take the banana’s in half and…

  • Sexy Sunday 100

    Jessica Sutta Jessica Sutta was born in Miami Florida in 1982. At age 3 she started dance. At age 14 she studied dance at New World School of the Arts. She ended up tearing both ACL’s on her both knees and switched her studies to theater. In 1999 she joined the Miami Heat cheerleading squad…

  • Deep Fried Egg (Scotch Egg)

    Ingredients: 1 1/4 pound ground herbed sausage 1 tsp dried crumbled sage 1/2 tsp dried thyme, crumbled 1/4 tsp cayenne 4 large hard boiled eggs 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 2 raw large eggs, slightly beaten 1 cup bread crumbs vegetable oil for frying Directions: In a mixing bowl combine the first 4 ingredients and divide…

  • Deep Fried Cadbury Creme Eggs

    Ingredients: Creme Eggs 1 egg 1 cup milk 1 cup flour 1 tsp baking powder 1 1/2 tsp sugar 1 tsp salt Directions: Combing the egg, milk, flour, baking powder, sugar and salt into a bowl and mix well. Deep the creme eggs into the batter and deep fry for a minute. The eggs will…

  • Deep Fried Cheeseburger

    Ingredients: 1 lb hamburger 1-2 mozzarella cheese strings cut in small pieces Packaged beer-batter mix Neutral oil for frying (safflower, peanut or vegetable) Hamburger bun Cheese and toppings of your choice Directions: Form 2 equal-size patties. Make an indent in the center of each to hold the cheese. Place the cheese in the dent and…

  • Deep Fried Cheesecake

    Ingredients: 2 cups graham crackers crumbs 1/4 cup sugar 7 tbsp butter, melted 3 8oz packs of cream cheese, softened 1 cup sugar 3 large eggs 1 4 oz bar of white chocolate melted and slightly cooled 30 oriental spring rolls egg wash ( 1 egg whisked with 1 cup milk) 1 4oz bar semisweet…

  • Deep Fried Macapuno (shredded coconut)

    Ingredients: 1 cup rice flour 1 tsp baking soda 1/2 cup water, divided 1/4 cup macapuno Glaze: 1/4 cub brown sugar 1 tbsp water Directions: In a bowl combine the rice flour, baking soda, and 1/4 of the water mix together. Add in the rest of the water slowly until a dough is formed. (You…

  • Deep Fried Cupcakes

    Ingredients: Cupcakes: 1/2 cup room temp butter 1 1/4 cup sugar 2 large eggs 3/4 cup flour 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/4 tsp baking soda 1/4 tsp salt 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1/2 cup milk 1 tsp vanilla Ganache: 3 1/2 oz dark chocolate 1/3 cup heavy cream Funnel Cake Batter: 2 Eggs 1…

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