Cheetah Power Surge

Here is a short 30 second commercial Dirty and I made for a contest being held by Cheetah Power Surge.

Dirty came up with the idea and laid it out with a story board and found the clip of the Cheetah. I spent a few minutes editing the slides and Cheetah clip in Adobe Premier.  the audio is a little rough but we think is a good entry to the contest.

Let us know what you think?

Jokes 05-17-10

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so she dives in and pulls him out.
Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and says “Edna, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane saving another’s life, but unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom…”
“Oh no” Edna replies, “That’s where I put him to dry!”

Why was the name “P.M.S.” chosen?
Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.

How can you tell when a woman is about to say something intelligent?
When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me..”

What’s the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the fridge and goes to bed.
Married men come home, see what’s in the bed and goes to the fridge.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

Jokes 05-10-10

A cop on a horse says to the little girl on the bike, “Did Santa get you that?”
“Yes,” replies the little girl.
“Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year.” and fines her $5
The little girl looks up at the cop and says. “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”
The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”
“well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse not on top of it!”

A young man asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?”
The father, surprised answers:
“Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breast are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”
“Onions?”
“Yes, see them and they make you cry.”

What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies.

Why is it hard to play the game “Uno with a group of Mexicans?
Because they all take the green cards.

A lady went to see a tarot reader who’ll predict her future:
Tarot reader: Lady, I’m sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
Lady: Don’t tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation.

Jokes 05-03-10

Why do dwarfs laugh while they play soccer?
Because the grass tickles their balls.

Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked into his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “ I will have to go home and come back later.” The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, “ That silver hair on your chest is enough proof for me.” and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.”

Proud Texan Father
A texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced “a typical Texas baby” weighing 20 pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, “Aren’t you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth?”
“Yup, shore am!”
“How much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answered, “Ten pounds.”
The bartender said, “Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds.”
The proud Texas father said, “Jest had him circumcised!”

How do you know if you’re a redneck?
You go to the family reunion to find a date.

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

The Double D Show Episode Six

In this Episode we answer a question from a female viewer. We pick Ladies from the Golden Age of Hollywood for Sexy Sundays. And we tell a few Adult Riddles.

Once again, we ask you to share your ideas and comments. What do you want us to do on the Double D Show?
If you have a question for Dirty or Dave email us askmalewail [at] malewail.com or leave a comment here.
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Sexy Sunday 129

Belladonna

In her first porn, REAL SEX MAGAZINE 31, she made her debut with an anal scene, in NO LIMITS by Sineplex she shoved a baseball-bat up her ass and in John Stagliano’s masterpiece THE FASHIONISTAS she excelled in the leading role as “Jessie”. So even if you have only the slightest interest in pornography of the 21st century, there’s no way around her. Who are we talking about? Belladonna, first porn-cult-queen of the new millenium.

Belladonna was born on May 21st 1981 in Utah. Maybe it was the strict upbringing according to the religious beliefs of her father, a mormon and former captain of the US-Air Force, that made Belladonna who she is today: A wild, adventurous, freedom-loving creature, always on the look-out for a bit of fun and loving.

The girl with exhibitionistic tendencies got into the business via a girl-friend’s agent. After a short phone-call, Belladonna got on the next plane and the following day she was shooting her first scene with Chris Cannon, directed by Bill Whitrock. The rest is porn history.

Jokes 04-19-10

Little Penis

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid’s little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically.

The young man gives her a stern look and says, “You shouldn’t laugh, it’s been swollen like that for two weeks now!”

The Four Types of Sex
House Sex- When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
Bedroom Sex- After you have been married for awhile, you only have sex in the bedroom.
Hall Sex- After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “Fuck You”
Courtroom Sex- When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.

Golf Lesson
A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range.
The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.
The Golf Pro says. “Not bad, now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife’s breast.”
The man follows the instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says “Excellent!”
Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards.
Golf pro: “Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husbands dick.”
She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
Golf Pro: “Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth.

Two teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs.
The judge said, “That was great how did you do that?”
The boy told him, “I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this, (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable.” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” (to the 2nd boy)
“Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that!”
“Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them this is your asshole before prison.”

Calling in Sick
Bob calls into his job:
Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work”
The boss says:
“You know Bob, I really need you today. When i feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.”
2 hours later Bob calls:
“Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I’ll be at work soon, by the way, you got a nice house.”