That’s Never Happened to Me Before, I Swear!

Young Guys Get ED Too.
Because most men learn about genital function and male sexuality by trial and error, they generally don’t get the memo that explains, “Your penis is a reliable barometer of your physical and psychological health.”

Unruly as it seems, a penis is a delicate instrument. You know how quickly and accurately your penis measures heat and cold—both literally and metaphorically, and you surely know how well-calibrated “Mr. Happy” is to visual stimuli. The joy stick also responds to images from memory and other fantastic stimuli. In fact, most men learn they can depend on their penises for instant and durable response to almost all stimuli and encouragement.

In your 20s and 30s, you may tune-out the most revealing message in commercials for ED medications. The man with the big voice says a lot when he counsels, “Make sure you are healthy enough for sexual activity.” In fact, if your body and mind are not equal to the task, your penis definitely will deliver the message. Yet many men seem surprised when the equipment malfunctions. It’s almost Shakespearean. Millions of men have listened in shock and disbelief as they have heard the tragic refrain issue from their lips: “That’s never happened to me before!” they moan. “I swear! That has never happened!”

If you eat lots of fatty and fried foods, work at a desk, and would rather catch on fire than exercise, expect Mr. Happy’s imminent failure. The higher your cholesterol soars, the less your penis will. If you’re fat and out of shape, it’s only a matter of time before you go flaccid at the magic moment. The system does, after all, depend on veins and arteries for its thermonuclear power.

What the doctors say and what they mean.
Working in the nastiest of medical specialties, urologists gather tons of data about penile function and malfunction. They list five common causes of erectile disappointment and despair:

The doctors discuss, “performance anxiety.” They mean you choked, froze or panicked. Remember that premature ejaculation counts as erectile dysfunction, too; it suggests you have unreconciled emotional or psychological issues with sex. Sexual arousal activates most of your fight-or-flight mechanisms, and adrenalin powers your excitement. You can, however, over-amp and go into “flight” mode. Sometimes, the more eager and excited you become, the more you overload the system, compromising your ability to control your ejaculation or sustain your erection. Not surprisingly, young men complain most often about hyper-sensitivity and premature ejaculation, because they lack experience to control the anxiety that often accompanies sexual activity. Sexual proficiency develops in direct proportion to your ability, literally, to go with the flow. Some professional help would not hurt.

The doctors cite excessive alcohol or drug use as a cause of ED. They mean you drank or smoked or snorted yourself right out of the game. Many younger guys forget their favorite alcoholic and herbal refreshments not only diminish their inhibitions but also work as powerful anesthetics. Although your penis has more sensitive nerve-endings than any other part of your body, alcohol and drugs disconnect them from the system. Some experts strongly suggest, if you cannot feel the tip of your nose, you probably cannot feel Mr. Happy’s tip either. Then, they recommend you postpone sex until normal sensation returns.

The doctors caution about taking prescription medications. They mean that your feel-good mood controllers may chill you out so completely you cannot get excited enough to sustain your erection or achieve orgasm. The most common anti-depressants, those technically identified as “supplemental serotonin reuptake inhibitors,” warn vaguely of “sexual side-effects.” Because SSRIs work on your central nervous system much like a governor works on your car engine, they prevent your system from revving past the yellow line. Good for your psychological condition; bad for sex. If you cannot rev to the redline, you cannot orgasm. Many blood pressure and diabetes medications have similar effects. Remember the big voice warned you, “Make sure you are healthy enough…”

“Heart disease and cardio-pulmonary problems,” doctors list among ED’s causes. Not a great medical mystery: If your heart and lungs cannot pump and oxygenate as they should, your penis just does not work. The mighty magic requires a little jump-start from your central nervous system, but it runs on steady circulation. In fact, your doctor will agree with your penis: If you experience ED, you should have your heart, blood pressure, respiration and cholesterol tested, because you may be a candidate for conditions far worse than flaccid.

What’s a poor guy to do?
Approach sex as your favorite athletic event, training and conditioning for it like Rocky shaped-up for his epic fisticuffs. Half an hour of sexual activity requires the same stamina and endurance as half an hour of steady walking at nearly 4 mph. Face the cold, sadly soft facts: If you cannot do the walk, you probably cannot do the sex. If you plan to be good in the bedroom, you first should get good in the gym.

Cindy Swensen is a guest blogger for Apexrx where you can find tips on staying healthy and saving money.

Night Out Game Plan

Recently, a lot of fellow bro’s have asked me about bar and club game and if I’ve got any pointers worth sharing. It’s only natural that I would write an article about it. To try to mix them all in, because club and bar game can be completely different, I want to focus on the actual night itself rather than the location.

Considering that the weekend is already here this should give you some good pointers before you go out.

I’m assuming that all bros know how to approach women so this article is about the logistics and different things worth considering when going out to get laid. The following are my conclusions based on my experiences that have worked on a consistent basis.

When to get there?

I like to get there fairly early because girls seem much more receptive at this time, plus they haven’t been approached by guys yet. I start with the hottest girls first and work my way down if things don’t go my way. If I see gorgeous women walking in, I try to be the first guy that approaches them.

I can’t stress how big of an advantage, going out early is. Not many guys do it and that’s usually because their either too nervous or getting drunk at home prior to coming to the place. I do have to admit that I am very lazy and I would rather go out later but if I want increase my chances of getting laid, going out early needs to be done.

Let’s look at it this way at 10PM the venue is usually 65% girls, most of them un-approached, yet. At 1AM, there’s going to be 35% girls and most of them have been approached at least 5 times. Plus if you meet a girl early you’ll have a good couple of hours to game her.

How do you work it?

As soon as I get a girl interested in me, I try to make sure she’s cool (no birthday party, staying with sister, lives with mom etc) and if she is, I work her the entire night. As long as things are going smooth I don’t do any more approaches. Many guys don’t do this but, think about it… if at 10:20 I show up, get her interested at 10:30, I work her all night chilling with her friends etc, by the time it’s 2AM she’s going to go home with me.

If you want to get laid that night you need to forget about your “approach many many girls” attitude. Usually results will come if you create a decent connection with one girl rather than no connection with many. If approaching early is your problem (either not tipsy enough or anxious), work on your approaching techniques but once you get a connection STOP APPROACHING that night.

Getting a bunch of numbers will do you no good if you don’t create some sort of decent connection with a girl. Sure, you can get a lot of numbers but what’s the point if you’re not going to get any lays?

Anyway, if after 10 or so minutes things aren’t looking up, I instantly drop her and move on. No point in wasting hours if things aren’t going to work in your favor. There are plenty of women in the venue and wasting your time on one is utterly useless.

When I do get a girl that is interested, I use the time that I have with her to build a strong emotional connection. I make friends with her friends, introduce her to my friends, drink together, dance, move to another venue together etc. Even if I don’t get a lay that first night, I get a super solid phone number that will probably result in a first date lay however, this tactic usually gets the girl home with you that night.

The biggest problem that you’ll encounter is the logistics. Let’s say she’s interested, she’s down for whatever but if you can’t sort out the details the night ends there. Big cities are a massive advantage because there’s a lot of transportation available but if you’ve got rides or she has rides things become more difficult.

It’s a good idea to work out some sort of afterhours thing like eating somewhere. Bring her friends and let her deal with them, you don’t want to get into a battle with any cockblock. After her friends are comfortable with you outside the club environment you’ll usually hear something like – “well he can come back with us…” Alternatively, if you’re packing money for a cab or got a ride sorted give it a shot and ask her to come over to yours. If it’s not happening now, at least you got a super solid number that will probably result in a first date lay anyway.

Later in the night

If I don’t have any sort of interested prospect by 12:30 – 1AM (assuming it’s closing at 2AM), things start to get a lot worse. I call this “desperate hour”. Mostly because you see a lot of desperate guys running around but, there are other downsides here too.

  • Most gorgeous girls looking for a dude already found him which takes them out of the equation
  • A lot of ladies have already gone home but seems like more guys have shown up
  •  Most girls have already been approached 5+ times this night and are sick of it
  • The available girls are now either ugly or very drunk

Many guys are now drunk enough and started approaching – creating even more competition

Desperate hour sucks big time. Once in a million years you’ll find some hottie that somehow got missed, most of the time you’re left with all the average looking girls and alcohol filled divas.

During this time rejection will reach an all time high and will get even higher the closer 2AM nears. But there’s an upside, the girls that you hook up with now, will be easier and easier. Look at it this way, at 11PM 60% of the girls would have talked to you but they would have only been mildly interested now it’s more like 10% but that 10% is very drunk and probably desperate.

This time is also when you get quick 20-30 min pulls but it’s usually a hit and miss. You can even go on the street at this hour and it’s going to be even more hit and miss but you can find girls that are ready to party right there and then. I knew a guy who came out at 1AM and just sat in the street until he hooked up with one and went home. Now that seems way too dodgy for me but hey it doesn’t require any game and it can get you laid.

Make out in the venue?

Of course you do. I’ve got guys telling me that you should never make out in venues, why? I get her interested and then start making out as an emotional thing…we just act like we’re in love for the whole night. I honestly believe this helps your game a lot, especially if you’re a good kisser and you’re the only guy she’s making out with.
Location location location…

Venues play a very important part on how your night goes. As far as bars vs clubs go my personal favorites are bars because I can hold a decent conversation with a girl and that helps me create an emotional connection that will get me laid. Clubs can give you a hard time with this one but if you’re a smoker you can always go outside for a decent chat.

Anyway, fancy night clubs have the hottest girls and are probably the most popular. I also found that cheaper dive and college bars will make it a lot easier on your game. The only downside is that girls in cheaper places are less attractive; you’ll definitely find a few very good hotties in the place, not nearly as many as in fancy night clubs.

The more expensive and posh the venue the more attractive the girls but it also gets harder and harder on your game. Girls will go to shittier places together or by themselves but you’ll rarely find a hot girl in a nice club that’s not surrounded by at least 4 people including guys.

Another one of my favorites is upscale lounges for your professionals and women in the 25-32 range. These places can be a goldmine because many women here seem to be very attractive, professional, free-thinking and more experienced and usually opened to one night stands. The only downside, if you don’t screen them properly you’re bound to hit some women that want to be wined and dined and that’s usually not on my agenda.

If you want me to detail specific location game plans or any other topics hit me up.

This is the sort of stuff I discuss on my blog and in the free eBook I give out to all fellow bros. If you want to increase your success with women, visit http://ThePlayerGuide.com – a place where the dating mindset is thrown out the window in favor of more direct and fruitful methods of meeting and seducing wome

The 5 Safest Cars on the Road

Driving a automobile can be a very dangerous thing. There are hosts of different factors that come into play when getting behind the wheel: personal competence, the competence of the other drivers on the road, and the weather, just to name a few. There are tons and tons of considerations and thoughts that go through a person’s head when they step behind the wheel- and one of those things, is the relative safety of the car they are getting behind the wheel of- as some makes and models of cars are much safer than others. Here is a top 5 list of the safest cars of 2011 and 2012, according to Forbes.

1. The BMW 5 Series
The BMW 5 Series is one of the safest- if not the safest- car on the road at all times. Although the $45,000 price tag for the brand new model is a bit expensive for most, it is very worth it because of the longevity, reliability and safety of the vehicle. BMW has always put a lot of emphasis on the safety of their car models, and it is no different for the BMW 5 Series, which is the latest and greatest in a line of cars that have always been great and respected in the industry- especially among safety experts and car insurers.

2. Buick LaCrosse
The Buick LaCrosse is another one of those models and car manufacturers that has always had a reputation as one of the safest vehicles on the road. But, unlike the BMW 5 Series, the Buick LaCrosse price tag is much more affordable at around $25,000 on average. This large, luxury sedan is always among the highest safety rated cars on the road year in and year out, so it is something you can always bank on.

3. Cadillac CTS Sedan
Yet again, another luxury sedan ranks among the most safest cars in the entire world. In case you have not noticed the trend yet, large, luxury sedans are essentially the safest cars on the road- no matter the make, expense or model of the car. The only thing is that these cars- and the price tags associated with them- tend to be out of the range for most new car buyers in the market- yet they are the safest and most reliable models, which comes in handy especially for parents and their ilk.

4. Chevrolet Cruze
Finally, a safe car that is made for the middle class. With a price tag that is usually around $16,000, the Chevrolet Cruze is one of the most affordable cars on the list of most safest cars on the road. The Chevrolet Cruze is a small sedan, and is not considered luxury, so it is the perfect option for a small family that looks to be safe while on the road.

5. Lincoln MKS
This is another one of those large luxury sedans that cost quite a pretty penny. But, never the less, the Lincoln MKS is still one of the safest cars on the road at any given moment, and that can not be overestimated.

Safety is a big deal for Vicki, who has a 14 month old son at home. She writes in her free time and keeps up on the latest criminal justice programs with hopes of attending one soon.

5 Strange Flu Cures

5 Strange Flu Cures

The flu is one of the most common illnesses in the world, because everyone has had it at least once or twice in their lifetime. In fact, many people get it at least once or twice a year when flu season rolls around during those dreary fall and winter months. There are many things people do to try and fight off a flu, including getting immunization shots, taking various kinds of over the counter medicines and going to the doctor. But, there are some weird and strange home remedies and other sorts of treatments that can be just as effective against fighting the flu as the more traditional routes. Of course, some of the remedies explained below do not quite have the scientific studies to back them up, but some people do swear that these strange remedies and treatments do in fact cure the flu in some cases. So, hey, it is worth a try, right?

1. Do not blow your nose (even if you really have to.)
Perhaps the most annoying part of having a flu is the fact that your nose is always stuffed. This makes it so you can not breath through your nose, which also means you can not live in comfort while your nose is stuffed. It also negatively affects your chances of having a good night’s sleep. The natural inclination is to blow your nose and clear out all that mucus that is stuffing you up, but that is wrong. In fact, the best thing to do is to blow your nose very, very gently or to use a nasal spray instead. Your sinuses will be less irritated that way, and will usually clear up much quicker than if you keep blowing your nose all the time, as hard as possible.

2. Stay away from dry air (even if you live in the desert.)
Dry air is bad news for people with the flu. This is because dry air sucks all the moisture out of your eyes, nose and mouth and thus makes them more irritated. Also, studies have shown that the flu actually lives longer in dry air climates than it does in humid areas where the air is very wet. If you live in a house that has dry air, it would be a good idea to invest in and use a humidifier.

3. Keep working out (or start)
Physical fitness is one way to put the flu at bay. New studies have shown that the flu does not affect the functions of the lungs, so technically you can still work out with the same vigor that you did before you were sick, although the rest of your body may not agree. By exercising while sick, you will be fighting against the flu and perhaps making it leave your body quicker.

4. Sleep it off (as if that would be a problem)
Sleeping will actually fight the flu quite easily. So, put everything on hold and hit the snooze button as often as possible when you have the flu.

5. Get out of the cold (if possible)
Staying warm will make you fight the flu much better than being stuck in the miserable cold. So, crank up that thermostat and layer on the blankets the next time you have a flu.

Megan is a freelance traveling journalist. She writes on behalf of a bunch of sites, most recently on the topic of mha degree programs.

3 Best Crime Oriented TV Shows

Crime has always fascinated the American television watching audience. Some have theorized that this is because crime and violence have been a part of our national identity since settlers first placed their feet on the shores of North America (slavery, Indian massacre, witch trials, the Wild West, prohibition, drug wars, gangs, etc.) But, also the ideas of fairness, justice, and law are also very strong components on the American identity, and thus shows about police doing their jobs and catching the bad guys has been a staple of television since it was invented.

Drag Net
Drag Net is possibly the most influential of all crime-oriented television shows, and for good reason. It first began as a radio program in the late ‘40’s, and then was adapted for television in the fifties, later on it was re-adapted for television in the sixties and seventies as well. It was then revived in the eighties again, and then once more in the early 2000’s, but none of the revisions were as popular as the original series, which told the story of Los Angeles police detective Sergeant Joe Friday, who was played by Jack Webb (who also wrote some of the episodes and created the whole idea for the series.) Many of the stories for the tv episodes were ripped directly from the headlines of the newspapers in Los Angeles, but they were- of course- cleaned up for the relatively mild-mannered television viewing audience at the time. One of the most enduring things that the television program started was its use of jumbled, police jargon, which captured the attention of the American public (i.e. APB, for All Points Bulletin, or M.O. for Modus Operandi.) Pretty much every television show that has followed Drag Net borrowed something from it, at least if the show is a police procedural.

Cops
Cops were the pioneer of what is now known as “reality television.” Not only that, but it is one of the longest continuously running TV shows in history- as it has been on the air, via Fox, for more than 25 years now. The show follows real-life cops around as they are on duty in cities- both big and small- all around the country. Everything from the theme song of the show to its most common clichés (people dressed in wife beaters, etc.) have become staples in American pop culture, and the show itself has shaped how people view the jobs of police men and women all around the country.

Perry Mason
For a brief moment in time, in the late 50’s and early 60’s, Perry Mason, and the actor who played him (Raymond Burr,) was the most popular person in the country. This courtroom drama focused on the work of lawyer Perry Mason, who was either getting people wrongly accused off the hook, are catching the bad guy. There was only right and wrong in the world of Perry Mason, no gray area, and Mason was always the champion of the good fight, the right fight.

Jennifer watches a lot of TV. She has plenty of time because she attends a school online working towards her degree in criminal justice, she hopes to have kids soon!

Monitoring Apps for Android Devices

What are Monitoring Apps?

Android monitoring apps are designed to enable android users keep an eye on their loved ones. Given that you cannot be in two places at the same time, you need to have a way of seeing what your eyes cannot see physically. These types of apps are beneficial to parents who have teenage children and want to know more about their whereabouts without necessarily following them. By making use of the app, you will be able to know if your teenage child is involved in activities that may be dangerous to their development.

It’s an open secret that teens and parents ague a lot. Therefore, it is increasingly becoming difficult for both parties to trust one another. But you can be sure of where you teenage child is and what they are doing by making use of monitoring apps for android devices.

Types of monitoring apps for androids

Every android device is fitted with a firmware which can support the installation of a monitoring application. The moment you have downloaded and installed the app in your teenage child android phone, you will be able to know what it is your teenage child discusses with their friends. Moreover, android apps allow parents to have access to emails composed and read by their teenage children. By reading these emails, as a parent you will be able to know what your teenage child is up to, thereby enabling you to know the necessary steps to take to mitigate damages that your child have caused.

Are android monitoring apps spyware?

Android monitoring apps are actually spyware programs installed in android phones. The application enables you to know each and every detail about your child so long as they have used their android phones to communicate. Applications such as Android spyware have enabled parents to get their teenage into counseling after being made privy to information that would have otherwise been damaging to their children’s lives.

In addition to giving you access to the emails read and sent by your teenage children, the monitoring apps for androids can also be utilized in viewing pages as well as websites that your child has visited. The good thing about monitoring apps for android phones is that you do not have to access your child’s phone. All that is required of you is to log into the online account and check out your teenage son or daughter browsing history.

Monitoring apps for androids can also help in mending relationships between parents and teenagers. By being privy to what your children think of you, you will be able to do something about the thoughts to ensure that there is no strain between you and your child.

There are different types of mobile surveillance that you can download and install in your teenage child’s android phone. However, the best monitoring app for android currently in the market is Android Spy. Other than being used to keep tabs on your children, you can use the app to monitor the activities of a spouse.

Kady Babs is doing CCNP Wireless Certification Preparation and freelancer writer and at present attached with Test4Prep. This is Best Source for Cisco Certification Exams Preparation. You can try free demos and there is 100% Risk Free and Money Back Guaranteed. William has creative writing skills and helping people to get certified on first try.

The Upscale T-Shirt has Downtown Style

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Fashionistos credit the London Olympics with driving the t-shirt trend, but men on Fifth Avenue, the Magnificent Mile, and Rodeo Drive know perfectly well that t-ophilia has been building since Don Johnson first perfected the look on “Miami Vice.” Men forever have loved their t-shirts and secretly have longed to wear them always and everywhere. Designers finally have caught the clue and begun delivering high-quality t-shirts in fits, fabrics, and colors comfortable and stylish enough to go from country club to late-night supper club with sophistication and savoir faire.

Find new favorites in fantastic fabrics

No matter what a man’s taste, style or temperament, today’s upscale t-shirts easily will become key elements in his signature style:

  • T-shirts complete the prepster.
    Crafted from hefty 100 percent cotton, which remains de rigeur , all the embroidered-logo favorites come in cuts and styles coordinated to accent plaid Bermuda shorts, add color to proper white pleated shorts, and coordinate with the full palette of properly cuffed khakis. Prepsters and ivy leaguers find alligators, polo ponies, and moose with mock-turtle necks made to work well beneath their mandatory blue blazers or their uber-traditional seersucker, madras, and linen jackets.
  • T-shirts cruise in “continental” style.
    Of course, the t-shirt served as one-half of James Dean’s uniform in the old continental style. Here, however, the word refers to the continent known among the hoi polloi as Europe. Globe trotters and international men of mystery coordinate silk, linen, and flax t-styles with their custom-tailored Italian jackets and slacks, sending the message loud-and-clear that they are perfectly comfortable sans neckwear…except when they pick up the most promising Fashion Week trend in gentlemen’s accessories, the light-weight, all-season scarf.
  • Artists expand t-shirts’ palette.
    Not surprisingly, artists, musicians, and a few well-informed writers pick up style guidance from Fox television’s Dr. Gregory House, who has been modeling the best looks in t-shirt cum tweed for several seasons. House has assured Greenwich Village and Laguna Beach brush-, bow- and pen-masters that manly men do wear pink t-shirts and the whole range of pastels too. The program notes probably did not mention, though, that House’s exemplary t-fashions come off the rack in organically grown cotton that washes better and wears longer than the commercial-grade stuff, as it supports family farms in emerging nations.
  • T-shirts naturally go granola.
    For rugged outdoorsmen, the t-shirt represents the ideal wicking and layering piece. This is not news. The big news comes from manufacturers of high-tech and earth-friendly fabrics. Hikers find new t-shirt styles in cool-wearing, fast-drying cotton-synthetic blends, and true outdoor purists discover innovative t-shirt designs fashioned from hemp—nature’s living definition of “industrial strength.” Everywhere in the wilderness, high-style adventurers remember to coordinate their t-shirt colors with the accent colors in their flannels.
  • T-shirts put the edge on business casual.
    Even stuffy, stodgy button-down and striped-tie corner office captains of industry can loosen-up and lighten-up with new casual-Friday favorites from Brooks Brothers and other purveyors of executive-wear. Well-tailored in cashmere, lambs-wool and other fine all-natural fabrics, high-end t-shirts transition seamlessly from the boardroom to the ballet. Some day soon, even heads of state will adopt this look that bespeaks perfect comfort in the corridors of power.

Check new fits and familiar features

Several “traditional” clothiers updated familiar t-shirt styles by offering them in both regular and “muscle” fit. Tighter through the torso and fashioned with shorter, tighter sleeves, muscle t-shirts quietly showcase the results of all those hours and reps at the gym. However, reputable t-shirt manufacturers have not forgotten the little things that distinguish the finer t-shirts: Nicely stitched chest pockets and “locker loops” are still standard equipment on the best-known brands.

“It’s an embarrassment of riches,” says a GQ reporter. “I guarantee, this season, a man can find a proper t-shirt for literally every occasion.”

Erica Corsi is a fashion-savvy freelance blogger, who writes about men’s fashion. If you’re looking to pick up on the season’s styles, Erica recommends ordering printed polo shirts.

7 Ideal Automobiles For The Coming Zombie Apocalypse, That You Can Actually Buy

Picture this: It’s 2013, you’ve just finished work and you’re pretty tired. As you enter your car, you see a few drunken men walk towards you. You laugh as you put the key in the ignition, but then you suddenly realise these guys aren’t just drunk – they’re zombies!


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That’s right; zombies! We’re not talking about an extra-feature on Call of Duty; we’re talking about a serious zombie apocalypse that is surely destined to begin anytime soon! So with that being said, are you really happy with your bog-standard car as protection? Surely driving something with a bit more ‘don’t f-with me’ attitude would be more suitable.

Here are the cars that will probably save your life when the zombies hit, and thanks to the fact that you can go out and buy these things, it may be a good idea to check your bank balance first – as some of them aren’t cheap!

 

Bugatti Veyron


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The ‘fastest car in the world’ may not be the most obvious car to drive when you’re trying to kill and avoid zombies, but with more power than every car in the world put together and tyres thicker than what heavy goods vehicles have, the Veyron starts to become quite the zombie-killer.

Let’s be honest, if a zombie apocalypse begins, you’re going to want a car that’s fast and well-built – and that’s where the Veyron comes in. With a 1001hp W12 engine, the Veyron will outsprint any zombie, and is well-built enough to withstand a few games of zombie-bowling – with you acting as the ball, of course.

Ford Transit


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A van?! Damn right a van! It’s easy to see why a Ford Transit would be an ideal automobile to use during a zombie invasion when you consider the notion of size vs. weight. Think about a Transit van: massive, heavy and tall. Now think about a zombie: less than 15-stone, thin and easy to knock over. Put the two together and you’ve got yourself a recipe for success!

Just keep the Transit moving and aim at any zombies in your sight. There’s no way these things will be moving after being trampled by your working-class hero!

Dodge Viper


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Fighting zombies has never been an easy feat, but by driving round in an 8.0-litre V10 with over 800bhp and more torque than Zeus, the Dodge Viper is probably the most fun you can have whilst running over and dodging the dead.

Torque is an important factor when choosing your zombie-killing car and the Dodge Viper is one of the most torque-orientated cars in the world. The Americans don’t make cars with much technological flair, but what they are incredible at is building cars with brutal and simple mechanical strength – perfect for zombie bashing!

 

Peugeot 205 GTI


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Can’t afford the aforementioned supercars? Don’t worry: there’s a car for that! The old Peugeot 205 GTI may be a relic from the 1980s, but it still remains as one of the best handling chassis ever made and would be an ideal partner for a day of zombie-avoiding. The 1.9-litre engine is powerful and responsive enough to clear any mob of blood-thirsty zombies coming your way and the handling characteristics means you can go pretty much flat-out everywhere!

Bentley Arnage-R


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Heavier than every planet in the Milky Way, the Bentley Arnage-R is British, powerful, pompous, full of character and, above all, rubbish. It was never an amazing car, but thankfully its few brilliant features, such as its insane V8 power plant and the fact that it weighs more than most WWI tanks, means you can utilise it as a zombie-killer.

Even if the zombies latch onto your rear-end, don’t worry; they’re still about half a mile from you in the cabin! The Arnage is so long it’s almost a moving joke. You’ll have the zombies confused; which would be a perfect time to unleash your 6.75-litre V8 and mash them to death!

SsangYong Rodius


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What better way to fight the zombies than by you sitting back and allowing them to laugh themselves to death? Buying a SsangYong Rodius is a sure-fire way of ensuring death-by-laughter because… well… look at it! If ever a ‘LMFAO’ was relevant, it would be here.

And even if that doesn’t work and they end up attacking you, at least they’ll take the car with them – meaning there’s one less Rodius in the world.

Well, silver clouds and all that.

 

Honda Civic Type-R


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The Civic Type-R may not be the most powerful hot-hatch on sale, but it does use its 200bhp very cleverly. It’s a v-tec engine, meaning all of its power comes from 5,000rpm and above. So if you love thrashing an engine half to death whilst knocking zombies for six, then the Civic Type-R is the hatch for you!

Even better, buy one with a Martelius exhaust fitted. Then all you’d have to do is rev the engine a few times and you’d scare the zombies half to death.

Article written by motoring, business, pet and home insurance specialists, PolicyExpert.co.uk.

Chronic Pain – Art of Managing It

Understanding and managing chronic pain has always been a challenging task for many individuals world wide. There are millions of Americans suffering from this condition as up to this day and the number are growing rapidly. According to an American association that deals with this pain, it can be defined as a recurrent or ongoing condition that continues to exist even after normal illnesses recede completely or continues to exist up to 3-6 months after its onset. When an individual suffers from this condition, it can adversely affect him/her.

Being a complex that it is, chronic pain can arise in different ways in an individual. After the onset of this condition, the pain can continue to remain in the person for many years. As most of these pains are related to certain types of ailments, they are often understand and to control. However, most of these cases are related to conditions like nerve damages, shingles, fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, headache, arthritis, lower back pain, etc. Chronic pains can also originate when old injuries have not healed properly.

Chronic pain affects you not just physically, but also mentally. And when this pain starts affecting you emotionally, your body gets hampered a lot. The problems can get compounded when pain starts affecting you psychologically. Some of the emotional symptoms that can be associated with chronic pain are fatigue, anger, depression, stress and anxiety. It will take a lot of time for these symptoms to settle down and during this while, their effects can be pretty dangerous.

When you are emotionally disturbed owing to chronic pain, the body will start reacting in a different way. In fact, your body’s ability to generate natural painkillers gets affected badly. Your body can get more sensitive than it was before during this while. When negative emotions are generated through your body, the level of hormones present in your body gets increased and thereby amplifying your discomfort level.

It is not just chronic pain that is complex in nature, even its treatment and management is equally complicated and has to be dealt with sensitively. The important thing is to stay positive and select a relief type that is useful to your body. As a first step, you need to identify the region where the chronic pain is prevalent and then identify the nature and type of pain. Once this step has been followed, you then need to visit a pain specialist and seek his/her solution.

A number of treatments can be prescribed by your physicist if you are suffering from chronic pain. However, medications remain the first step in these treatment procedures. Typically, physicians start off with painkillers like non-steroidal drugs and acetaminophen. These drugs will help reduce inflammation and pain. Also, these drugs are used when there are conditions related to nerve injury, mild cancer pain, tendonitis and arthritis.

Another mode of treatment involves using narcotic drugs. These drugs operate by working on nerve cells to alleviate pain. However, when these drugs are taken randomly and without prescriptions, they can create a lot of side-effects.

Author Bio: Nitin Ajwani enjoys networking with health care professionals and discussing medical uniforms and medical scrubs. He enjoys the challenges of creativity and attention to detail.

10 Reasons Why Online Dating Isn’t Such A Great Idea

Online dating should never be considered anything but secondary means of acquiring a few easy lays. If you find yourself spending more than an hour a day on these dating sites then you have a problem and you need to go out into the real world and work on some real life seduction skills.
While I agree that internet dating has some good parts and can sometimes yield in some decent hotties, here are 10 reasons why you shouldn’t take it too seriously and why real life dating is a much better option.

1. You’re not the only one

If you’re talking to this one girl and you fall under the assumption that you might actually have something special going on there, don’t fool yourself. Many beautiful girls get over 100 chat requests per day and it can be incredibly difficult to create some sort of intimate bond when some many options are on the table.

A surprising amount of girls are using online dating for the exact same purposes men do, to get easy lays. It’s important to understand that you’re not really special when it comes to online dating and that’s why it’s always a good plan to avoid any sort of emotional involvement until things get physical.

2. Building trust is fairly difficult

You might find yourself chatting relentlessly to one woman only to convince her to go out with you on a real date. Sadly many of these girls never actually meet guys online and you’re only going to waste copious amounts of time chasing after them. It’s also quite difficult to judge which will be a time waster and which will pay off but either way be prepared to spend time chatting well into the late hours of the night…

3. Pictures never tell the truth

I think it’s very uncommon for girls to look better in real life than in their online profile pictures, especially if their using online dating sites to meet men.

When meeting a girl that you’ve been chatting online, be prepared for her to be “different” than her picture and it would be wise to lower your expectations accordingly.

Avoid girls that only have pictures of their faces, they’re usually fat. Girls that have a lot of make-up in pictures, usually have bad skin (and you will be able to tell in real life), if a girl has broad shoulders and pointy cheekbones then chances are she also has a penis.

You will also be stunned just how many women have pictures of their younger, slimmer days… I consider this a serious insult and if you ever end up meeting someone like this, consider turning your back and going home on the spot.

Sadly one of the biggest downers of online dating is the fact that you hardly get what you pay for.

4. Crazy chicks are harder to spot

The online universe has and will always be a great place for disturbed weirdoes. Even if you think this girl is pretty normal, you could be totally wrong as she still keeps her ex’s head in a jar in the fridge. While it may be harder to spot the crazies online, if their doing any of the following think twice before going on a real date.

– She talks about herself in the 3rd person

– Her profile pictures are mostly cats

– Sh3 wRi7eS LyK DiS iN Ev3Ry sentence

– Has Justin Beiber in her profile photos

 

5. No attraction is real until you meet them

You might find yourself having a great connection with a particular girl but in real life she could be a very obnoxious person. You can sometimes find yourself being attracted to the idea of the girl rather than the girl herself so it is best not to over commit until you actually have a real life date.

6. Lots of attention whores

Sadly dating sites are full of cockteasers. The truth is that many of the hot already have boyfriends or their insecure friends created them a profile and all they are interested is having a bunch of guys drooling over them for a massive confidence boost.
These girls actually think lowly of people that use online dating and you can normally spot them quickly by their lack of response towards you and inconsistencies in from conversations.

7. You get contacted by gay men rather than straight women

If you joined online dating sites expecting to be bombarded by a thousand requests from hot single hot women, think again because despite you setting your profile to STRAIGHT there seems to be a lot of strange homosexual men sending you friend requests.
If you’re committed to your online dating profile then brace yourself against the gay men that are going to contact you along with the occasional cock picture, we’ve all been there.

8. Uniqueness is non-existent

Considering the amount of men that are on dating sites, it’s almost impossible to appear unique. They are all nice, funny, outgoing etc so how can you stand out from the crowd?
You need some clever ways of appearing unique without ending up as weird, creepy or sleazy and when you’re doing this on the internet, it can become very frustrating.

9. MILF’s with extras

A recent study showed that internet dating is the most preferred option for young single mom’s. Having to raise a kid by themselves whilst working a full time job, there’s not much time left for dating so they often prefer to save time by putting down exactly what they prefer on their online dating profiles.

If you like MILF’s, you’re in luck but take care because most of them are on a mission and before you see what’s going on you have another guy’s kids calling you dad and a woman telling you she can’t make her mortgage.

10. Your hot e-date might be a young man trying to scam you

Online dating scams are one of the most popular on the internet today. These people pose on dating sites as attractive men and women in order to lure desperate singles into sending them money.
It’s easy to spot them, if anyone is asking you to send them money before you even met them it’s pretty obvious that something dodgy must be going on. If you have a real connection with a girl but you still suspect she might be a con artist, ask her to cam with you and things should sort themselves out.

One last note, if you find yourself spending large amounts of time on online dating sites, you seriously have a problem and need to go out into the real world to meet some women.

Real world dating is the sort of stuff I discuss on my blog and in the free eBook I give out. If you want to increase your success with women, visit http://ThePlayerGuide.com – a place where the dating mindset is thrown out the window in favor of more direct and fruitful methods of meeting and seducing women..