Funny Insults

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.

I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.

I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?

I’ll never forget the first day we might – although I’ll keep trying.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

Hi there. I am a human being! What are you?

Learn from your parents mistakes. Use birth control.

If you didn’t have feet you wouldn’t wear shoes… then why do you wear a bra?

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

What’s that ugly thing growing out of your neck? Oh it’s your head.