Sex Quotes from Famous People

  • “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Tom Clancy
  • “You know “that look” women get when they want sex?…… Me neither.” Steve Martin
  • “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” Woody Allen
  • “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” Rodney Dangerfield
  • “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.”Lynn Lavner
  • “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” George Burns
  • “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” Sharon Stone
  • “My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” Jack Nicholson
  • “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” Barbara Bush
  • “Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams
  • “Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.” Roseanne
  • “Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place.” Billy Crystal
  • “There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” Dustin Hoffman
  • “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” Rod Stewart
  • “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams