Chris: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah ha ha…. ow. Oh, now I don’t know math.
Brian: I would take my sweater off too, but I think it’s attached to my skin.
Lois: Kids your grandfathers ears are not gross and they are certainly not an enchanted forest.
(Peter crashes the Hinden-Peter)
Peter: Oh my God, Joe. I am so sorry!
Joe: How can you afford these things?!
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