In L.A. it is an offense to lick a toad.
In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake mustache to church that would cause laughter.
In Hawaii it is illegal to insert pennies in your ear.
In Atlanta it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone or lamp post.
In Baltimore it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
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