If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!These are some follow up jokes to yesterdays Why’s of Men Also found in my facebook inbox.
One day, my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What [...]
All 8 Why’s of Men Was left in my Facebook inbox. Thought I should share them.
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
4. [...]
Nothing much to say on this, just thought it was a fun picture. No offense intended towards anyone either, just a couple chuckles maybe.
I came across this reply to a rejection letter this past week. If I could take credit for it I would but I can’t so you know I can’t.
As is thou I will take it at face value and assume that it is legit and just found it’s way to the internet. It [...]
This news is dated and no longer breaking news but in Ohio, on September 9, 2003 The Beacon Journal reported that a gentleman (I use that term loosely) reported that he was the victim of a rather unusual crime.
Apparently he was at home minding his own business (masturbating while watching porn) when another obviously disturbed [...]
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time Someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on [...]
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. [...]
The Perfect Woman
Quotes From The Perfect Woman:
1.) “I’ll swallow it all…I just love the taste!”
2.) “Are you sure you’ve had enough beer?”
3.) “I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!”
4.) “Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, [...]
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive” ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names”
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Why [...]
Something To Offend Damn-Near Everyone. . .
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
How do you know you’re leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.” What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t [...]
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