The Kitchen Gadget Every Man Needs.

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I bet you are thinking that this gadget is something unheard of or expensive. Well you couldn’t be more wrong. This gadget is something many people already have. It’s great for those who have a busy schedule who don’t want to always spend money on takeout. It’s also good for those who don’t like to slave over the stove which is what makes it good for many men. What is it? A crock pot! Out of all the kitchen gadgets we have bought over the years I think it’s the best one. You can get a good quality crock pot between 50 and 100 dollars making it affordable for anyone to buy. You can make everything from main courses to desserts in  your crock pot. You can put something on before you go to work and have a warm supper waiting for you when you get home. One of the things I notice is I am a lot more comfortable leaving the crock pot on all day then leaving the oven on. Be sure to look out for some delicious crock pot recipes.

10 Delicious Bacon Recipes

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp with Garlic Basil Stuffing
Bacon Wrapped Shrimp with Garlic Basil Stuffing
Bacon and Cheese Roll
Bacon and Cheese Roll
 The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt
The Bacon Pig
The Bacon Pig
Cherry Port Glazed Beef Spareribs Studded with Bacon
Cherry Port Glazed Beef Spareribs Studded with Bacon
BBQ Bacon Sausage
BBQ Bacon Sausage
Bacon Cups
Bacon Cups
Bacon Candy
Bacon Candy
Bacon and Onion Cheese Buns
Bacon and Onion Cheese Buns

Top 5 Myths about Testosterone

  1. Testosterone is Illegal. Testosterone is not an illegal drug. You can get it legally with a prescription. Testosterone is a naturally occurring hormone within the male body. This helps for changes during fetal development as well as during puberty which helps the male as he grows into an adult. Testosterone is only illegal when it is used without a prescription from a physician. However many organizations especially those involving sports have strict rules and regulations against testosterone for the chance it can affect athletic performance.
  2. Testosterone is a dangerous steroid. Yes, testosterone is a steroid. However a steroid is just a molecule made up of four rings of carbon. For example, progesterone, estrogen, cortisol etc are all steroids. Testosterone is proven to be relatively safe however the newer steroids don’t have any safety information to back up whether it’s dangerous or not.
  3. Testosterone can cause uncontrolled violent behavior. There isn’t any factual information to back up violence and a connection with testosterone. Even in men who were administered high doses of testosterone didn’t show any sign of aggression or violence they were actually mellower then guys with lower T counts.
  4. Testosterone causes prostate cancer. Evidence has conclusively shown that men with high t-count levels are at no greater risk of developing prostate cancer than those with lower t-counts.
  5. High levels of testosterone can cause baldness. In most cases men with male patterned baldness have the same or similar levels of testosterone. Baldness is more connected to genetics than testosterone levels

6 Relationship Talks You Must Have

The STDs Talk

Her: “How many women have you had sex with?”

You: “thirty-seven”

The Mistake: Even though she asked you she doesn’t want to know how many women you have been with. What she really wants to know is if you have any STDs or if you have been tested for STDs.

The Correction: Tell her that you don’t make it a habit to keep count; but that you have been tested and if it makes her feel better you will get tested again. Being upfront and honest will put her mind at ease.

The Birth Control Talk

Her: “Do you have a condom?”

You: “You should go on the pill.”

The Mistake: You think that you are being direct and responsible, but she thinks you are being selfish.

The Correction: Ask her if she likes how it feels when you wear a condom. You may have a chance because many women like the feeling of intercourse when you don’t wear a condom. Take this as an opportunity to eventually discuss your feelings towards the issue. This doesn’t mean she’s going to go on the pill the next day but she will be more open to considering it. Be patient and maybe she will decide whether or not she wants to go on the pill.

“Where Is This Going?” talk

Her: “Where is this going?”

You: “Whoa ease off.”

The Mistake: You assume she’s asking why you haven’t asked her to marry you. Wrong! What she really wants to know is if you see her in your short-term or long-term future.

The Correction: Ask her if you guys can talk about it on Saturday (or a couple of days from when she asks you). Then when you guys do have the discussion put everything out on the open. Your feelings and concerns, everything. What she wants is for you to at least think about the question she isn’t try to corner you or make you angry. If you don’t want things to continue on long-term tell her she will be prepared for the worst (if she didn’t want to know she shouldn’t have asked.)

The Sexual Desires Talk

Her: “Lets just cuddle tonight”

You: “Why don’t you ever want to have sex with me anymore”

The Mistake: Laying a guilt trip on her isn’t cool neither is selfishness. You may come off as if you only care about getting your own way.

The Correction: Ask her if she wants a massage sure she may know your motive, but you are trying to put her feelings first she may be willing to overlook it. If she still only wants to cuddle than let her. In the morning you can try initiating sex. Women feel more aroused during the morning hours.

The Money Talk

Her: “Do you like my new purse?”

You: “Do you really need another purse?”

The Mistake: No, maybe she didn’t need a new purse, just like you didn’t need that new PlayStation game but get over it.

The Correction: Tell her it looks nice. Then politely bring up the trip you guys are saving for. If you guys haven’t made an arrangement about how much you each or going to save that consider this the time to start making those decisions. Make a budget that you both agree on. Along with needed expenses you do need to make room to have some fun.

The Room to Breath Talk

Her: “I need some space for myself”

You: “Hope you have a nice life”

The Mistake: When a woman asks for space that doesn’t mean she is or is trying to dump you. What it means is she just wants to take a couple days out for herself. Or she is possibly testing you to gauge your reaction to see how invested you are in the relationship.

The Correction: Tell her she can take as much space as she needs. There is a good chance within the next week she’ll be calling you back with a clear head telling you she misses you. During that time you should think about how you feel about the relationship. Write it down in a letter, the good and the bad parts of your relationship then send it to her. She may not come running but it will get the conversation between the two of you started and will show her you were willing to take the time and effort to convey how you feel.

How to Get Your Woman to Give You Oral Sex

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Every woman will have different feelings when it comes to oral sex. Some women may have had bad experiences with previous partners. Others may find it Taboo thinking the act is dirty or impure, and for others there is a fear of not adequately pleasing a man. It may be possible to get women to change their minds when it comes to oral sex.

You can’t force a woman to give oral sex just like you can’t expect every woman to like oral sex. First make sure you know how your woman feels. Sit down and openly communicate with her. Discuss her feelings on giving and receiving oral sex.

During Foreplay softly whisper the things you want to do to her and the things you want her to do to you. Pay attention to her reaction, keeping note of the things that seem to arouse her and things that don’t appear to interest her.

Don’t just give her oral sex because you think it will better your chances of receiving it. Show your woman that you truly enjoying going down on her licking her, teasing her, and tasting her. When she sees how much you enjoy pleasuring her there is a good chance she will reciprocate.
Keep up with your hygiene. Make sure you shower and bathe regularly. Don’t try to mask odors with cologne or spray. Wash your genitals with soap and body wash thoroughly. Also trim your pubic hair. No woman wants to go down on a man who hasn’t bathed in days.

If all else fails try halls extra strong cough drop candy. Each of you can put one in your mouth and slowly let them dissolve. It disguises any bad tastes that may be lingering and it also heightens nerves on the genitals heightens orgasmic sensations.

Once your woman realizes how great oral sex can be guaranteed she will want to reciprocate it.

Christmas Season Spikes Sexual Activity

The research of timing conceptions to holidays is relatively new in the united states. Since the 1930’s conceptions fluctuated seasonally greatly due to humidity, amounts of sunlight etc this still rings true for less developed countries. In developed countries many people are shielded from sunlight, heat, and humidity by working indoors, air condition and heating systems.

However according to biorhythm researchers and creators of sex products between Christmas and New Years there is an increase in sexual activity. This could be due to news year resolutions of starting a family or the extra consumption of alcohol and partying. Having Christmas sex isn’t just an American rite, having heavy Christmas and New Years sex has always been a characteristic of Christian cultures in which it has been studied says Gabriele Doblhammer.

British Researchers have gone as far as to say the Christmas and New Years period can be linked to Festivals of Fertility. Such Festivities are associated with more opportunities to socialize and
an hedonistic approach to life.

Trojan condom project manager David Johnson says there is a large peak in sales of their condoms during the Christmas season. Ironically the increase in sexual intercourse also shows itself in the U.S as a large number of births in September.

Porn Moves that you shouldn’t Do At Home

Deep Throat – Don’t even attempt to shove your member down your girls thought without consulting her. If she is a normal woman she may have a strong gag reflex which may result in a large mess to clean up. In most cases a woman isn’t going to love the idea of having a penis lodged down her throat. So if you are looking for a deep throated blow job talk to her first.

Not preparing for anal – Porn stars are likely lubed during breaks and have disturbingly stretched sphincters. However if you are like most people you need proper lubrication and need to go in slow.

Ass to Mouth -You have seen it a porn star moves straight from anal sex to getting a blow job. Most people don’t want to have stuff from the back door in their mouth. Also the anus can contain lots of bacteria so it’s not the healthiest. If however you decide to do this you should make sure both partners are fresh and showered.

The facial – Be considerate if you want to cum on her face, butt, or breasts ask her first. You don’t want her to have a hassle cleaning it out of her hair and it can be extremely painful to get in your eyes.

Dick Slap – Porn stars normally slap their dick on various things. A possible explanation is they are slapping it to keep it stiff. If you have trouble staying hard give yourself a couple strokes or ask your partner to help you with her mouth. Never dick slap her without due warning.

The Pile Driver – Named after a wrestling move you should get the idea that this should probably left to the porn stars. Overall this position is just going to be uncomfortable for both of you.

Weight Affects Sperm

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A recent study has shown that men with bigger waists also have to worry about the quality of their sperm. Bigger men are shown to have poor semen quality however experts aren’t sure if obese men are necessarily going to have problems having children.

Men are only half the equation to have children and if an obese man is with a healthy fertile partner then her fertility may make up where he may be lacking. So what happens if the woman is overweight or obese? There is already proof that obesity in women causes infertility which may cause problems in trying to conceive especially if the male is obese.

A study in Scotland gathered two groups of men. The group that was healthy and had a BMI of 20-25 were shown to have higher levels of sperm then those with a higher BMI who were overweight or obese. Bigger men were 60% more likely to have lower volumes of semen and 40% more likely to have abnormalities pertaining to their sperm. Men who are under weight were just as likely to have problems with their fertility. Factors such as age, smoking, drinking, and drugs were also considered in the study and have an obvious affect on sperm.

Temperature also influences sperm. Sperm is produced at a lower temperature then the body but obese men may be overheated due to their extra fat.

Though being over weight or obese may not make you completely infertile your weight is working against you. If you desire to be healthier and have children your better off becoming healthier for yourself and for your children or future children. Chances are if you are overweight and continue in your bad habits your kids will only follow in your footsteps and you might as well give them a death sentence. So get out there and do something about it.

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The 4 Hour Erection: Pain Not Pleasure

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If you own a television there is a good chance you have seen one of those commercials advertising that little blue pill or a number of other erectile dysfunction pills. You have probably also heard that you should consult a doctor if you have various symptoms one including an erection lasting longer then 4 hours. Male or female you would be thinking an erection that long would be great. What you may or may not know is that an erection that is long lasting without sexual release or desire is actually painful and very uncomfortable.

Even if they haven’t heard of the condition many men realize that there is something wrong and seek help due to the excruciating pain and those who don’t seek help need to because they could end up with permanent ED. To put it simple when a man is physically or mentally stimulated blood vessels in the penis begin to relax and open up causing the blood to be trapped under high pressure which causes an erection. Unfortunately for the small number of men who suffer from priaprism the blood in their penis cannot get out. Long term erections can cause damage to the erection chambers of the penis which may only allow for a partial erection. In a worst case scenario a man may suffer from permanent ED if priaprism remains untreated.

The lesson from this is not to let embarrassment stop you from getting help because there will be repercussions that will be irreversible.

Famous Sex Quotes

Sex Quotes from Famous People

  • “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Tom Clancy
  • “You know “that look” women get when they want sex?…… Me neither.” Steve Martin
  • “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” Woody Allen
  • “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” Rodney Dangerfield
  • “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.”Lynn Lavner
  • “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” George Burns
  • “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” Sharon Stone
  • “My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” Jack Nicholson
  • “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” Barbara Bush
  • “Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams
  • “Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.” Roseanne
  • “Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place.” Billy Crystal
  • “There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” Dustin Hoffman
  • “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” Rod Stewart
  • “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams