It has been brought to management‘s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance […]
1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 2. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again. 3. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 4. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 5. Eat well, […]
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away – and barefoot. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. My idea of housework is to […]
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She’s a lawyer 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you 4. Good: […]
1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again… 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along […]
1. Only in Canada……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in Canada……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in Canada……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy […]
Here is an interesting transformation from a Dove comercial. And a parody of the Dove Ad.
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