To all Employees:

It has been brought to management‘s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance […]

The Good The Bad The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She’s a lawyer 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you 4. Good: […]

50 phrases you wish you could say at work

1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again… 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along […]