Category: Jokes and Humor
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Men vs. Women
Why is it that God has seen fit to make women and men so different? Besides the obvious differences, genitalia, femininity, child bearing and menstrual cycles, there are a thousand diametrical contradictions between us. It’s because of his sense of humor, that’s why. He had just finished building the earth, heavens and eternity and when…
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A Day in Sam’s Life…
So I went to the pharmacy to pick up some Super Spike styling gel. I was milling around the back of the store pondering over the vast assortment of hair styling products. All of a sudden a blonde cashier from the front raced past me and alerted another staffer that a woman was trying to…
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10 Celebrities Whose Leaked Nude Photos We Don’t Want to See
When are celebrities going to learn to stop taking nude pictures of themselves? It seems that just about every week there’s a new celebrity who has taken nude pics on their cell phone that were summarily leaked onto the internet. And it always seems to happen to the young, good-looking celebrities. Thank goodness it not…
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10 Signs You Might be a Dictator
Lately, the news has been filled with Middle East uprisings, citizens taking to the streets to overthrow their long-time dictators. Despite holding positions of power for decades, many dictators did not start out that way. Some of them were just normal people before they joined the military and started on their paths to pursuing nationwide…
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Testicle Therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down…
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ICML
The International Council of Man Laws Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. After wrecking your boss’s car. When she is using her…
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Fast Sex
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office…but she was dating someone else.
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Dysfunctional Section of Hallmark
I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life… (Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… (Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I met you. As the days go by, I think how…
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Jokes 08-31-10
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out. A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting went on and he put his hand in her panties.…