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The Double D Show Episode Four

Dave — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:56:27 +0000

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So on this episode we had a funny letter from a retiree, thanks for the great picture. We never did any jokes we did talk Sexy Sunday.
Once again, we ask you to share your ideas and comments. What do you want us to do on the Double D Show?

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Scuba Cowboy Cooks a Turkey

Dave — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:02:14 +0000

In episode three of the Double D Show, Dirty mentioned that we will include some more videos to Malewail TV. So as a part of Malewail TV we present Scuba Cowboy. Scuba Cowboy stopped by and showed us how to cook a Turkey. The Scuba Cowboy way, with an improvised Deep Fryer.

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Let us know what you think. What else can Scuba Cowboy show us? And of course Don’t try this at home. Well if you do let us see it.

The Double D Show Episode Three

Dave — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:28:13 +0000

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We talked about a Romantic Valentine’s Day Tip. Share your tips in the comments, we would like to her from you.

24 Greatest Proverbs

Dave — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:01:40 +0000

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?”

22. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Malewail TV Episode Two

Dave — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:35:21 +0000

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Malewail TV Episode One

Dave — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:08:17 +0000

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10 Crazy Houses Around The World

Dave — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:01:55 +0000

The Pineapple House (Scotland)

The Airplane House (Abuja, Nigeria)

The Cactus House (Rotterdam, Netherlands)

The Car House (Salzburg, Austria)

The Cube House (Rotterdam, Netherlands)

The Floating Farm (Ukraine)

The Mushroom House (Cincinnati, Ohio)

The Seashell House (Isla Mujeres, Mexico)

The Shoe House (Hellam, Pennsylvania)

The Upside Down House (Syzmbark, Poland)

8 Crazy Kitchen Gadgets That Money Can Buy

Dave — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:01:20 +0000

All-Clad Asparagus Pot

Price: $50.00

This pot retails for $50.00 and well it’s not necessarily a bad price it’s to skinny to cook anything other then asparagus. It may even be to skinny for the burners on your range.

Peugeot Electric Salt & Pepper Mills

Price: $240 for both

Grinding salt and pepper makes for tedious work which is where these electrical devices come in. Each shaker is equipped with 6 AAA batteries which are included with one spare bulb. The shakers are 8 inches high and each mill is constructed with a stainless-steel base and clear acrylic chamber. The salt shaker is permanently set at a medium grind and is built to resist the corrosive property of both dry sea salt and rock salt. The pepper shaker can be adjusted anywhere from a fine grind to a coarse grind. The pepper mill starts off by crushing whole peppercorns and then grinding them. When you grind the mills a built in light illuminates your food during the grinding process.

Dualit Four-Slice Toaster

Price: $320

This shiny toaster can heat up four slices of toast. It has a removable crumb tray and an adjustable rear foot. Unfortunately the slots aren’t big enough to toast bagels. You would be better off buying a 30 dollar toaster you can still change settings and be able to toast bagels as well.

Viking Warming Drawer

Price:$1,809

This is a drawer that keeps your food warm. You choose the temperature and put your already cooked foot in and it will stay warm while your finishing the roast in your oven. While a warming drawer could be useful you could save yourself money by buying a hotplate which would do the same job for a smaller price.

Jura-Capressa Impressa Z6 Espresso Maker

Price: $3,299

This will make you a very nice cup of espresso and will definitely beat any local cup of coffee you can get. This machine can remember up to seven personalized drink preferences, allowing you to choose between 5 different strengths and 3 temperatures. It’s a fully automated machine starting from grinding the coffee beans to cleaning up after itself. For this price you could travel to to Europe and sip espresso.

Kalamazoo Sculpted Grill

Price:$6,495

This is a grill which doubles as a sculpture. You can even get the cooking surface customized. Aside from being able to get the customizable surface there is nothing special about this BBQ and it’s wavy appearance.

TurboChef Double Wall Speed Cook Oven

Price:$7895

This is two ovens. The top oven is supposed to cook food up to 15 times faster then a normal oven. The company of this product claims it will cook a 12-pound turkey in about 42 minutes using its patented combination of hot air and microwave technology. The bottom oven is a normal high quality convection oven. If it’s in your price range it may be a good buy. It can cook a pizza that would take 20 minutes in 4. However Consumer reports complains that chickens or turkeys appear to cook unevenly.

Sveid Corkscrew

Price:$66,225

This is the world’s most expensive corkscrew and it’s not even solid gold or platinum! The bit you touch the most the fingertip lever is however made of solid 18K gold which doesn’t seem worth it. Why pay this much when you’re probably not going to use it to open up your expensive wines.

The Man Rules

Dave — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 14:16:13 +0000

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story
( I must admit, it’s pretty good)

We always hear

‘THE RULES’
From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules!

Please note… they are all numbered ‘1′ ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail, and witchcraft.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1.. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. ; We have NOidea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really!

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Strawberries

Dave — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:33:45 +0000

30 Second Hot Chick – Strawberries

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