MaleWail

Author: Dave

  • Holy shit theres 25 more One Liners

    God must love stupid people. He made SO many. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing…

  • Sexy Sunday 144

    Natasha Henstridge at Wikipedia Natasha Henstridge at Chickipedia

  • Fixed My Computer

    After going through a virus attack, Losing a hard drive, Fighting off hackers, Upgrading all my software, Installing fire-walls, Being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, And a host of other problems… I have fixed my computer… And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!

  • 25 More One Liners

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the…

  • Sexy Sunday 143

    Farrah Fawcett Farrah Fawcett at Wikipedia Farrah Fawcett at Chickipedia

  • Peanut Butter Cookies

    Cream together first four ingredients. Add eggs and vanilla. In another bowl mix flour, baking powder and baking soda. Mix into the peanut butter mixture. Form small balls and place them 2 inches apart onto baking sheets. Use a fork and gently flatten.

  • Safe Driving Tips when its Raining

    GOOD VISION  IN A DOWNPOUR How to achieve good vision  while driving during a heavy downpour.  We are not  sure why it is so effective;  just try this method  when it rains heavily. This method was told by  a Police friend who had experienced and confirmed  it. It is useful…even driving at night.  Most of…

  • 85 Penis Size “Facts”

    After all this, you must be more than ready for the penis size “facts”. Note: When it says “men” or “women” then that is what it says, otherwise it would say “all men” or “all women”. So think about this before making a comment. There are exceptions to everything in life… Enjoy! 1. If you…

  • The New Doctor

    I went to the doctor the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female,and drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.” I said, “I’m not…

  • The good old days

    “When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar, and I’d come back with five pounds of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three pints of milk, a pound of cheese, a box of tea, and a half a dozen eggs. You can’t do that now. Too…