New Releases December 9, 2008

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Sexy Sunday 57

kristen dunst

Kristen Dunst

Kirsten Dunst was born in Point Pleasant New Jersey in 1982. By the age of 3 Kirsten was filming TV commercials and has done more then 70 of them. In 1989 she appeared in Woody Allen’s New York Stories soon after Kirsten and her mother and brother moved to California. In 1994 she made a break through performance in Interview with a Vampire. In the next few years she stared in Little Women, Jumanji and small soldiers. In 2002 she hit it big when she got the role of Mary Jane Watson in the Spiderman series. Other of Kirsten’s movies role include Mona Lisa’s Smile, Levity, Bring it on, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Elizabeth Town, Marie Antoinette, and many others.

Jokes 12-04-08

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”
The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

Leaving the poker party, late as usual, two friends compared notes. “I can never fool my wife,” the first complained. “I turn off the car’s engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom. But she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone.”
“You’ve got the wrong technique, my friend,” his buddy replied. “I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on my wife’s ass, and ask, ’How ’bout a little?’ and she pretends to be asleep.”

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.”
“Shut up,” she says. “You’re next.”

If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him…is he still wrong?

Did you hear about the new paint color that’s coming out?
It’s called blonde.
It’s not very bright, but it spreads easy.

New Releases December 2, 2008

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Sexy Sunday 56

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt was born in Waco Texas in 1979. When she moved to California with her mother she got her first acting gig and become a regular on the Disney show “Kids Incorporated.” During this time Hewitt also appeared in commercials for products like Mattel, and L.A Gear. In 1991 Hewitt first album was release in Japan. In 1992 she got a role in the film “Munchie.” In 1993 she was in Sister Act 2. In 1995 she released her second album, that same year she landed the role of Sarah Reeves on the TV show Party of Five. It was only suppose to be a minor role but Jennifer became a main character on the show. In 1996 she released a third album and worked on the movie House Arrest. Many movies followed I Know What You Did Last Summer, Trojan Wars, Can’t Hardly Wait, I Know What You Did Last Summer 2 and the Suburban’s. One Season before the series finale of Party Of Five, Hewitt left to create the spin off Time Of Your Life which found Sarah moving to New York in search of her real father. However the show bombed and only lasted one season. Since then she’s been in Heartbreakers, Tuxedo, and Garfield. In 2005 she earned the main role on the TV show Ghost Whisperer. In 2007 Jennifer got engaged to Ross McCall while the two were vacationing in Hawaii.

Jokes 11-27-08

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. What’s the definition of trust?
A. Getting a blow job from your cannibal girlfriend.

Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry her.

Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. When his hand caught on fire.

New Releases November 25, 2008

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Sexy Sunday 55

Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook was born in Kent, Rochester, England in 1979. She spent three years training in singing, dancing and acting. She was entered into a beauty contest by her mother and Kelly won this made her begin to take an interested in modeling. By the age of 16 she was already on covers like GQ, FHM, Cosmopolitan, Sky, Tatler, Face, and The Company. Although she was appearing all over the UK her big break came when she won a contest to become a Big Breakfast Presenter. In 2002 Brook was seen on the big screen in the movie “Sorted.” In 2001 she was in the Misadventures of Fiona Plum and released a calendar. In 2002 she appeared on Smallville for a few episodes. She was also in the Italian Job and House of 9.

Jokes 11-20-08

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, “I must have you right now! I’ll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can have my way with you from behind!”
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her friend on her cell phone and told her about the man’s proposition.
Her friend said, “When he drops the $500 on the ground, I’m sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened.”
An hour and a half later, the lady called her girlfriend back.
“What happened?” the girlfriend asked.
The lady said, “That jerk had $500 in quarters!”

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The 1984 Hide-and-Seek World Champion.

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it with her all night. She kept screaming, “Fujifoo! Fugifoo!” The American thought she was screaming in pleasure.
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said “Fujifoo!” One Japanese man looked at him confused and said, “No, you got the right hole.”

Q: What’s the best part of a blow job?
A: The 10 minutes of silence.

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the teacher calls on Johnny to tell the first story.
Johnny says, “My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 enemy troops. She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
“Good heavens,” says the horrified teacher. “What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?”
Johnny replies, “Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.”

New Releases November 18, 2008

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