Cries of the Egotistical Male

23 Comments

  1. your mother

    Lol whoever wrote this shit needs to learn some better engleeesh skills…

  2. Alex Budd

    99% of these are wrong, whoever wrote this is a dumbshit.

  3. Hotwheels

    My penis is small!! GRRRR

  4. Anonymous

    80% of men have a small or average size penis? That doesn't even make sense.

  5. Tony

    This guy is a total tool who has a micro tool.. He is so insecure about what his mother thinks about his small prick,that he comes on here with his awful English and derogatory statments and warped logic to make other men feel as useless as he is. Good lord I know you have a small dick but I hope it' so small it would be impossible for you or anyone of your below average intelligence to reproduce! Btw idiot everyone here isn't as dumb as you would like them to be, because we know the homo who wrote this along with turtle,hotwheels and "it'sme" are one in the same. That is they are all cock gazers with severe penis envy lol.

  6. Academic

    If these are all true, there's nothing people can do anyway. If not, then the person who wrote this is incredible vindictive.

  7. Jack

    hahahahahahhahaahhahhhaahahahahah

  8. Jason

    "eighty percent of men have an average or small penis." You're gonna have to change that. Just use your head. Average: only half can be above and only half can be below. So obviously only 50% of men can have an average or below average penis.

    • FYI

      Actually it makes perfect sense…example: 50% could be average, 30% below average, and that would make 20% above average. The way you wrote it, the other 50% would then be above average and larger.

    • Matt

      You obviously don't understand math. Imagine you have 10 guys, all 10 have 6" schwangs. The average size is 6", and 100% of the men have an average penis.
      Now imagine you have another 5 guys, except 5 have 6" members, 3 have 5", and 2 have 7". Well, the average size is still 6", but now 80% of men have an average or below average, while 20% have above average.
      Amazing, isn't it?

  9. Oscar

    My experience is that this is essentially true, and guys with small penises, me included, need to be extra giving un the pleasure department. People get dumped for all kinds of things outside their control, and penis size is just one of them. It's life.

  10. What?

    Not all of these are facts so that alone makes this whole thing not valid. I believe its 50/50 when it comes to girls and what hey like, I know there are girls that love and only want big dick, and some that dont really care and will deal with it, but still want a big dick, I got a small one but w/e if a girl would leave me because of something I cant control then I dont need her or want her.
    I could be wrong but I feel like if you have good skills and do the right positions you can still give pleasure her.

    • julie

      Replying to What? sounds like you are sensible and balanced, lately I have wonderd if I need to see a shrink. Viagra and Cialis great for guys, but what for us girls?, How old are you? Just looking for friendly banter, thanks friend.

  11. julie

    I am 49 and wonder why in general penises are so small when babies heads are so big – is it because God has punished women for the garden of Eden episode and the apple tree, yeah, what a mystery. I also have loved my men deeply…small or big. But in advancing age, I have found it harder to reach orgasm. I blame myself. If I had had children, I would concentrate on being a grandmother…but instead I fantascize about being doubly penetrated…and care for my 88 yr old mother…nothing comes together, but I sing @ karaoke for fun. Life seems fucked up but I am grateful that I live in USA and am not wearing a birka. Men my age, I am sure you are in similar quandaries…maybe there is a more sensible existence in the next life…but I still love my friends and men…thank you. Sedona, AZ Resident.

  12. Matt

    This list is clearly being sarcastic people, these are all commonly debunked fallacies. I have remained in touch with the first girl I slept with, and she married a guy recently that she admitted to me had a much smaller dick than I did….. and I'm really not big (like 6.5" on a good day). She also the sex was much better now with him, even with a smaller dick, because he had more experience. Of the girls I have talked to about this, only one cared even the slightest about penis size (of maybe 15ish I have talked to), and she is a complete slut. The rest cared more about oral sex anyway, and cared even less about good sex than a good relationship. My point is: dick size only matters to other guys, so unless you're gay (and that's fine if you are) it does not matter.

  13. bi al

    What a load of bullshit, it,s no good having a 10 inch penis if you cant use it, an average penis used properly is a hell of a lot better, and more satisfying for the woman, if the woman likes a bigger dick than you got, she only wants you for the size of it

  14. Cupid

    When I was growing up, I noted a lot of women appeared to be shallow about the countenance of the opposite sex i.e. height, weight and complexion of a man. I also have also noted a lot of women prefer tall handsome men. However, if a woman loves her man and finds him attractive other than money, power and penis endowment I believe her to be genuine. No man can possess every ideal feature, and a lot of time are often sought after for other things like being a good listener, meeting his partners needs especially sexually. If possessing a 10 inch dick is what she says she needs….why are so many women poising on XXX sites or using the MILF acronym when hubby isn’t home much. If a woman loves her man, she will fight like hell for him..no matter his endowment or vise versa.

  15. kim

    According to this article "The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide)" WRONG. The consensus now is the average falls between 5-6 inches long erect & 4½ to 5 inches in circumference. Apparently when the first studies into penis size were done, the respondents were not supervised and we can assume that many of them exaggerated their size.
    7 inches is considered large as discovered by the founder of the dating site '7 or better' & it's sad that because of outdated and inaccurate statistics like the ones in the article, perfectly well endowed guys think they are 'small'.

  16. Mr Balls

    What about big BALLS?? You forgot the balls!

  17. dick gozinya

    well! the person who wrote this is a very angry woman and probably not happy with her body. the average size of sexual organs are really measured by the size of the female. seems to me the problem is a lot of women have big dried up sloppy vagina's. the women are trying to take the spotlight off of them and put it on us men.having a big sloppy love tunnel is worse than having a small penis especially if the the woman is so far gone the man has to tie a two by four across his ass so he doesn't fall in. its not the mans fault you let yourself go . do some kegal exercises and keep in shape or if you lazy

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