Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down […]
Sofia Vergara Sofia Vergara at Wikipedia Sofia Vergara at Chickipedia Sofia Vergara at IMDB
The difference between men and women.
The International Council of Man Laws Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. After wrecking your boss’s car. When she is using her […]
Katy Perry Katy Perry at Wikipedia Katy Perry at Chickipedia Katy Perry at IMDB
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office…but she was dating someone else.
Olivia Munn Olivia Munn at Wikipedia Olivia Munn at Chickipedia Olivia Munn at IMDB
I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life… (Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… (Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I met you. As the days go by, I think how […]
Meagan Good Meagan Good at Wikipedia Meagan Good at Chickipedia Meagan Good at IMDB