Cries of the Egotistical Male
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out. A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting went …
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An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, “Hey, can you tell us where we’re at?” After a few moments the jogger responds, “You’re in a …
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The main thing to a healthier you, is to eat right exercise and visit your family doctor regularly. This is all part of a healthier you and if your healthier you will feel better about your self. One of the biggest problems we have today is that most p …
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Recently I went home to Newfoundland on vacation as we mentioned in Episode Eight of the Double D Show. I was on a quest for Rum for a recipe that Scuba Cowboy wants to cook, but that’s another story. I did bring him back a bottle of Screech. My siste …
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake whole relationships. Light travels faster t …
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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away. I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and …
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