Month: July 2010

Fixed My Computer

After going through a virus attack, Losing a hard drive, Fighting off hackers, Upgrading all my software, Installing fire-walls, Being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, And a host of other problems… I have fixed my computer… And NOW it works exactly the way I want it...

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25 More One Liners

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?” Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is...

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Peanut Butter Cookies

Cream together first four ingredients. Add eggs and vanilla. In another bowl mix flour, baking powder and baking soda. Mix into the peanut butter mixture. Form small balls and place them 2 inches apart onto baking sheets. Use a fork and gently flatten.

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Safe Driving Tips when its Raining

GOOD VISION  IN A DOWNPOUR How to achieve good vision  while driving during a heavy downpour.  We are not  sure why it is so effective;  just try this method  when it rains heavily. This method was told by  a Police friend who had experienced and confirmed  it. It is useful…even driving at night.  Most of the  motorists would turn on HIGH or FASTEST SPEED. Of the wipers during heavy downpour, yet the  visibility in front of the windshield is still  bad…… In the event you face such a  situation, just put on your SUN GLASSES  (any model  will do), and miracle! All of a  sudden, your visibility in front of your  windshield is perfectly clear, as if there is no  rain. Make sure you always have a pair of SUN  GLASSES in your car. You are not  only helping yourself to drive safely with good  vision, but also might save your friend’s life by  giving him this idea.. Try it yourself and  share it with your friends!??? Amazing, you  still see the drops on the windshield, but not the  sheet of rain falling.? You can see where the  rain bounces off the road. It works to eliminate  the “blindness” from passing cars. Or the “kickup”  if you are following a car in the rain. They ought to  teach this little tip in driver’s training.. It  really does work. This is a...

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