Month: May 2010
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Jokes 05-31-10
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car. The last thing I want to do is hurt you…
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Sexy Sunday 134
Audrey Hepburn Audrey Hepburn at Wikipedia Audrey Hepburn at Chickipedia
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Jokes 05-24-10
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus the man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and…
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Sexy Sunday 133
Lauren Bacall Lauren Bacall at Wikipedia Lauren Bacall at Chickipedia
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Cheetah Power Surge
Here is a short 30 second commercial Dirty and I made for a contest being held by Cheetah Power Surge. Dirty came up with the idea and laid it out with a story board and found the clip of the Cheetah. I spent a few minutes editing the slides and Cheetah clip in Adobe Premier.…
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Jokes 05-17-10
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so she dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and says “Edna, I’ve got some good…
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Sexy Sunday 132
Elizabeth Taylor Elizabeth Taylor at wikipedia Elizabeth Taylor at Chickipeda
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Jokes 05-10-10
A cop on a horse says to the little girl on the bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year.” and fines her $5 The little girl looks up at the cop and says. “Nice horse you’ve got there, did…
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Sexy Sunday 131
Ann-Margret Ann-Margret at Wikipedia Ann-Margret at Chickipedia
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Jokes 05-03-10
Why do dwarfs laugh while they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls. Social Security A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked into his pockets and realized he had left…