Jokes 05-31-10

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car. The last thing I want to do i …

Jokes 05-24-10

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus the man seated next to her sensed that she was a …

Jokes 05-17-10

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so she dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office …

Jokes 05-10-10

A cop on a horse says to the little girl on the bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year.” and fines her $5 The little girl looks up at the cop and says. “Nice horse you’ve …

Jokes 05-03-10

Why do dwarfs laugh while they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls. Social Security A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to v …