Cries of the Egotistical Male
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car. The last thing I want to do i …
Audrey Hepburn Audrey Hepburn at Wikipedia Audrey Hepburn at Chickipedia
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus the man seated next to her sensed that she was a …
Lauren Bacall Lauren Bacall at Wikipedia Lauren Bacall at Chickipedia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVqiKoF6pyw Here is a short 30 second commercial Dirty and I made for a contest being held by Cheetah Power Surge. Dirty came up with the idea and laid it out with a story board and found the clip of the Cheetah. I spent …
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so she dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office …
Elizabeth Taylor Elizabeth Taylor at wikipedia Elizabeth Taylor at Chickipeda
A cop on a horse says to the little girl on the bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year.” and fines her $5 The little girl looks up at the cop and says. “Nice horse you’ve …
Ann-Margret Ann-Margret at Wikipedia Ann-Margret at Chickipedia
Why do dwarfs laugh while they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls. Social Security A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to v …