Month: April 2009

Simpsons Quotes 1

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday. Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend. Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there. Bart: Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Chief Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire...

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Crazy Laws 18

In Illinois it is illegal for one to pee in their neighbours mouth. In Oklahoma it is illegal for a bar owner to allow someone to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. In Tennessee skunks may not be carried into the state. In Pennsylvania it is illegal for a man to become aroused in public. In Washington it is illegal to paint polka dots on the American...

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New Releases April 28, 2009

Image via Wikipedia New release listings for Blu-ray and Playstation 3. Blu-ray Bride Wars (Fox) Connected (Tai Seng) The Da Vinci Code (Sony) Fast Company (Blue Underground) Hotel for Dogs (DreamWorks) In the Realm of the Senses (Criterion Collection) JCVD (Peace Arch) The Reader (Weinstein) S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale (Fox) Star Trek: The Original Series – Season 1 (Paramount) The Uninvited (Paramount) What Doesn’t Kill You (Sony) Playstation 3 No new...

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Money Saving Tips 76-80

Use simple razors to shave. Instead of spending money on the expensive blades  or electric shavers that stop working in a few years buy the cheaper razors. Especially if you don’t shave that often. Find out about your job benefits. It may seem crazy but many people don’t even know the benefits to their jobs. Spend time with an HR person. You may find out about entertainment perks or retirement funds or savings accounts. Encourage your friends to do more affordable activities. Instead of going to an expensive restaurant or movie try to get them interested in a game of ball at your local park. Read more. Reading is good for the mind and it’s cheap. You can get all the books you want at the library then get cozy and read them without spending a dime. Take a different route home. This is especially important if there are temptations near by. Maybe it’s a fast food joint or a store where you spend money you don’t need too. Instead take a different route home so you can avoid the...

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No More Sunday Poll

It appears that the Poll to pick the next Sexy Sunday girl has not been working. There just isn’t enough votes to keep make the poll week after week. There is a lot of work involved to setting up the poll, uploading the pictures, making the thumbnails, putting the links together to insert in to the post. It’s just not worth doing anymore. The last two polls had 13 and 16 voters. Although there never was a huge amount of voters with the highest amount of votes being 81. So for now I will go back to picking the Sexy Sunday Girl and posting her every Sunday. This will allow me to schedule more sexy Sundays and not have to put the work into making the polls and waiting for a winner, with only 7...

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