Month: November 2008

Sexy Sunday 56

Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt was born in Waco Texas in 1979. When she moved to California with her mother she got her first acting gig and become a regular on the Disney show “Kids Incorporated.” During this time Hewitt also appeared in commercials for products like Mattel, and L.A Gear. In 1991 Hewitt first album was release in Japan. In 1992 she got a role in the film “Munchie.” In 1993 she was in Sister Act 2. In 1995 she released her second album, that same year she landed the role of Sarah Reeves on the TV show Party of Five. It was only suppose to be a minor role but Jennifer became a main character on the show. In 1996 she released a third album and worked on the movie House Arrest. Many movies followed I Know What You Did Last Summer, Trojan Wars, Can’t Hardly Wait, I Know What You Did Last Summer 2 and the Suburban’s. One Season before the series finale of Party Of Five, Hewitt left to create the spin off Time Of Your Life which found Sarah moving to New York in search of her real father. However the show bombed and only lasted one season. Since then she’s been in Heartbreakers, Tuxedo, and Garfield. In 2005 she earned the main role on the TV show Ghost Whisperer. In 2007 Jennifer...

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Jokes 11-27-08

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her. Q. What’s the definition of trust? A. Getting a blow job from your cannibal girlfriend. Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? A. He decided to stick it out for one more year. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry her. Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? A. When his hand caught on...

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New Releases November 25, 2008

New release listings for Blu-ray and Playstation 3. Blu-ray Barenaked Ladies – Talk to the Hand – Live in Michigan [Blu-ray] (Summit) Diebuster: The Movie [Blu-ray] (Bandai Visual) Flesh for The Beast (Uncut) [Blu-ray] (Shriek Blasters) Fred Claus [Blu-ray] (Warner) George Carlin: It’s Bad For Ya (MPI) Gunbuster: The Movie [Blu-ray] (Bandai Visual) Gunbuster vs. Diebuster: Aim for the Top! – The Gattai [Blu-ray] (Bandai Visual) Hall & Oates: Live at the Troubador (Shout Factory) Hancock (Unrated) [Blu-ray] (Sony) Dreamboat Annie Live [Blu-ray] (Summit) Jarhead [Blu-ray] (Universal) The Kingdom (2007) (Universal) The Line (2007) (Cinevolve) Meet Dave [Blu-ray] (Fox) Ricky Martin Live: Black and White Tour [Blu-ray] (Sony Music) RUSH: Snakes and Arrows Live [Blu-ray] (Zoe Vision) Shadow: Dead Riot (Uncut) [Blu-ray] (Shriek Show) Space Chimps [Blu-ray] (Fox) Superman – Doomsday [Blu-ray] (Warner) Talento de Barrio [Blu-ray] (Maya) Playsation 3 No New Realeases this...

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Sexy Sunday 55

Kelly Brook Kelly Brook was born in Kent, Rochester, England in 1979. She spent three years training in singing, dancing and acting. She was entered into a beauty contest by her mother and Kelly won this made her begin to take an interested in modeling. By the age of 16 she was already on covers like GQ, FHM, Cosmopolitan, Sky, Tatler, Face, and The Company. Although she was appearing all over the UK her big break came when she won a contest to become a Big Breakfast Presenter. In 2002 Brook was seen on the big screen in the movie “Sorted.” In 2001 she was in the Misadventures of Fiona Plum and released a calendar. In 2002 she appeared on Smallville for a few episodes. She was also in the Italian Job and House of...

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Jokes 11-20-08

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, “I must have you right now! I’ll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can have my way with you from behind!” The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her friend on her cell phone and told her about the man’s proposition. Her friend said, “When he drops the $500 on the ground, I’m sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened.” An hour and a half later, the lady called her girlfriend back. “What happened?” the girlfriend asked. The lady said, “That jerk had $500 in quarters!” Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide-and-Seek World Champion. An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it with her all night. She kept screaming, “Fujifoo! Fugifoo!” The American thought she was screaming in pleasure. The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said “Fujifoo!” One Japanese man looked at him confused and said, “No, you got the right hole.”...

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