Month: August 2007

10 Quotes to Remember

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away – and barefoot. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. I have found at my age going bra–less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. A closed mouth gathers no feet. In order to run a successful online business, there’re lots of things to consider. For domain name, try to buy the cheapest domain name. Then to host the site, of course you need a dedicated hosting. It’s good to track your visitors’ internet connection types, i.e. broadband. You can earn a good ppc only when your site is uploaded successfully on both slow and fast...

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The Good The Bad The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She’s a lawyer 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Ugly: You’re in them 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you 7. Good: You give the “birds and bees:” talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections 8. Good: The postman‘s early Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It’s another man Ugly: He’s your best friend 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way ugly: She makes more money than you do. Dating Personals – Visit Joedate.com North America’s fastest growing 100% FREE online dating...

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50 phrases you wish you could say at work

1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again… 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. 7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message… 8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying. 10. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn. 14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 20. I’m not being...

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Only In Canada

1. Only in Canada……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in Canada...…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in Canada……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in Canada…..do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in Canada……do banks leave the doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in Canada……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in Canada……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in Canada……do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in Canada…..do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’. 10. Only in Canada……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. You know you’re from Canada when … 1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 2. You design your Halloween costume to...

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