The Good The Bad The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She’s a lawyer 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you 4. Good: […]

50 phrases you wish you could say at work

1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again… 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along […]

Get 50 Backlinks

I just found a great site with lots of great blogging tips. The blog is about how to make money online. They are holding a contest to get 50 back links for any one that writes about the contest or gives a review. Go and check out 5 Essential Blog Elements Which Every Blog Should […]

24 inch LCD

CASH for COMMENTS is holding a sneaky bastard blogging contest to get paid a free 24? wide screen LCD monitor. The contest is being sponsored by Elite Baseball Instruction dot Com which gives baseball training videos in hitting, pitching, infield defense, and outfield playing. He is also giving away a Free 4-Hour Workweek Book to […]

Vacation Update

Well my vacation that started on Aug 3 2007 has ended. I go back to work on Monday. I camped at Handhills High Country Hideaway. It was a beautiful and peaceful campground east of Drumheller, Alberta. Of course i stayed in a tent that was shorter than me. I’m six foot two. The air mattress […]


I have been on Vacation for awhile now. I haven’t been updating Malewail that often. This past Friday I attended a Murder Mystery party. It was a lot of fun. I played a mortician Jacob Holloway. I was a morbid undertaker that was very suspicious. I never got any pictures or video tape of the […]