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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away – and barefoot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two [...]
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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You [...]
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1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again…
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people [...]
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1. Only in Canada……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in Canada……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in Canada……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at [...]
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CASH for COMMENTS is holding a sneaky bastard blogging contest to get paid a free 24? wide screen LCD monitor. The contest is being sponsored by Elite Baseball Instruction dot Com which gives baseball training videos in hitting, pitching, infield defense, and outfield playing. He is also giving away a Free 4-Hour Workweek Book [...]
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Well my vacation that started on Aug 3 2007 has ended. I go back to work on Monday. I camped at Handhills High Country Hideaway. It was a beautiful and peaceful campground east of Drumheller, Alberta. Of course i stayed in a tent that was shorter than me. I’m six foot two. The air mattress [...]
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I have been on Vacation for awhile now. I haven’t been updating Malewail that often. This past Friday I attended a Murder Mystery party. It was a lot of fun. I played a mortician Jacob Holloway. I was a morbid undertaker that was very suspicious. I never got any pictures or video tape of [...]
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