
Jokes 08-31-10
By Dave on August 31, 2010
What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out. A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting went on and he put his hand in her panties. [...]
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Jokes 08-24-10
By Dave on August 24, 2010
An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, “Hey, can you tell us where we’re at?” After a few moments the jogger responds, “You’re in a hot-air balloon.” The engineer says, “You [...]
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Eating Right to Improve your Personal Life
By Dave on August 18, 2010
The main thing to a healthier you, is to eat right exercise and visit your family doctor regularly. This is all part of a healthier you and if your healthier you will feel better about your self. One of the biggest problems we have today is that most people do not eat right. While the [...]
Category: Personal Life

Fries Dressing and Gravy
By Dave on August 17, 2010
Recently I went home to Newfoundland on vacation as we mentioned in Episode Eight of the Double D Show. I was on a quest for Rum for a recipe that Scuba Cowboy wants to cook, but that’s another story. I did bring him back a bottle of Screech. My sister and mom picked me up [...]
Category: Food and Drink

Jokes 08-17-10
By Dave on August 17, 2010
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake whole relationships. Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people [...]
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Yet another 27 One Liners
By Dave on August 9, 2010
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away. I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. Worrying works! 90% of the things I [...]
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The Double D Show Episode Nine
By Dave on August 7, 2010
So Dirty is alone in the studio in Calgary and Dave is in Newfoundland. Dave was searching for the main ingredient for Scuba Cowboys next recipe. Once again, we ask you to share your ideas and comments. What do you want us to do on the Double D Show? If you have a question for [...]
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Holy shit theres 25 more One Liners
By Dave on August 2, 2010
God must love stupid people. He made SO many. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing [...]
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Fixed My Computer
By Dave on July 27, 2010
After going through a virus attack, Losing a hard drive, Fighting off hackers, Upgrading all my software, Installing fire-walls, Being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, And a host of other problems… I have fixed my computer… And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!
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25 More One Liners
By Dave on July 26, 2010
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the [...]
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